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TricuspidExtractionFun

Cardiac Surgery, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Complications, device management, Follow-up care, heart health, Heart Rhythm Disorders, heart valve disease, Lead removal, long-term outcomes, Medical research, patient care, Predisposing factors, Prognostic roles, risk factors, Surgical procedures, Transvenous lead extraction, treatment options, Tricuspid valve function, TricuspidExtractionFun

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, our server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery! and get this, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our crazy minecraft server!

ZephCraft: Where the creepers are courteous and the diamond pickaxes sing lullabies, version 1.21

bills, Canada, Community, Courteous, CREEPERS, Diamond, Discord, family, Friends, Griefing, harassing, Join, lullabies, Meetup, Minecraft, perpetually, Pickaxes, Play, Players, Quiet, rule, self-hosted, Server, sing, smp, Vanilla, Version, zephcraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Items Found:	6554
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Star Shards Collected:	51

Server Name:	ZephCraft
Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Location:	Canada
Website:	play.zephcraft.com
Host:	RedZephon

FAQs:

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Friends and family of RedZephon are invited, but anyone is welcome to join as long as they follow the server’s rules.

Q: How active is the server?

A: The server may be quiet at times, but there are usually a few players online. You can join the discord to schedule meetups with other players.

Q: Is the server reliable?

A: Since the server is self-hosted, there is no need to worry about it shutting down randomly or bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The only rule is to not be a jerk, which includes not griefing, harassing, or being disrespectful to other players.

CraftyCarJacking Minecraft Server

Community, cover, CraftyCarJacking, CREW, friends list, grand theft auto, Gtag, GTAG Patriot Edition, import/export guide, Interactive map, Join, Minecraft, New Players Guide., PC, Picture, profile, ps4, Request, Server, Social Club, vehicle information, vehicle testing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to the most patriotic Minecraft server out there! Our GTAG Patriot Edition Crew is ready to take on any challenge, all while waving our flags proudly. PC players, this is the place for you to show off your American spirit and join our crew. PS4 players, don’t worry, we’ve got a community just for you too!

To join, you have to go through a top secret initiation process. Set your profile to public, open your friends list, go to the crew page and request to join, and then drop your name here like a true patriot.

But that’s not all, we have a New Players Guide to help you navigate through our server, an Import/Export Guide to show you how to smuggle in those rare items, and regularly updated Vehicle Testing to make sure your ride is top notch.

And if that’s not enough, we have all the vehicle information you could ever need, an interactive map to help you navigate through our server, and even a chance to have your picture featured on the cover! Just follow the theme, post a picture, and ask to be added.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our GTAG Patriot Edition Minecraft server and let’s show the world what true patriotism looks like!

CraftyDota2 – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyDota2, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, HAVE A DRINK, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground potion bar where you can sip on some enchanted potions while battling mobs.

But that’s not all – we have a lore so epic it puts the Ender Dragon to shame. Dive into the mystical world of Minecraft with our insane stories that will have you questioning reality.

Oh, and did we mention our bug tracker is actually a portal to another dimension where you can report glitches to the Minecraft gods themselves? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the build height limit, but who’s counting?).

NannyCrush Minecraft Server

aita, asking out, Boyfriend, childcare, children, Crush, dress code, expensive, family, gift, Gorgeous, heartbroken, Hiring, hurt, innocent crush, middle school, Minecraft, NANNY, NannyCrush, parenting, Preparation, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	4729	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the nannies are causing drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crushes, heartbreak, and fake boyfriends. Our nanny Elena is not only a pro at taking care of kids, but she’s also a master at handling teenage crushes. Watch as she navigates through awkward situations with grace and style, all while wearing crop tops and shorts because why not?

If you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, then look no further. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a 11-year-old boy tried to impress his nanny with a $40 gift, only to have his heart broken by a fake boyfriend story. And let’s not forget the mom who spilled the beans to the nanny about her son’s crush, causing chaos in the household.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s crazier than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what other ridiculous stories will unfold in this wacky world of Minecraft.

CreeperCrew BBQ Bash

aita, Bash, bbq, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coworker, CreeperCrew, family, Hiding, husband, in-law, Invitation, Jealousy, Marriage, MIL, opinion, overreacting, relationships, Respect, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of your husband’s coworker constantly texting him and invading your personal space? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no coworker drama” policy! Join us and escape the clutches of that pesky coworker once and for all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual BBQ and invite whoever you want – without any meddling mother-in-laws or unwanted guests showing up unannounced. It’s a BBQ party where you’re in control!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly coworkers who just can’t seem to take a hint. Will you be brave enough to face them and reclaim your Minecraft territory? Join now and find out!

2025Craft: The Horror Show

2025Craft, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Bleak, cautionary tale, chilling, Dark, Disturbing, dystopian, eerie, Future, HORRIFYING, Horror, Nightmare, OMINOUS, Project 2025, science fiction, Show, speculative fiction, Technology, Terrifying, unsettling, Warning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. Like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when they see you. It’s like a disco of the undead, man. And, like, the creepers are actually really good at stand-up comedy. They’ll blow you up with laughter, bro. And, like, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give you superpowers but also make you crave cheese at 3am. It’s wild, man. So, like, join Project 2025 if you wanna experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, totally bonkers Minecraft server ever. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you, dude.

5D Praise, 1D Shade

complexity, Compliment, criticism, critique, deep, dimensionality, five-dimensional, insult, intelligence, Linear, multi-dimensional, Negativity, one-dimensional, Perception, perspective, positivity, praise, shade, Shallow, Simplicity, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3479
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we take u on a journey from one-dimensional to five-dimensional REAL QUICK. u start off as a noob in a boring world, but then BAM u level up and suddenly u in a whole new dimension where everything is LIT.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.

so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!

Crafting with Herpes

2016, billion, consequences, cost, Crafting, economic toll, Global, Healthcare, healthcare costs, herpes, HSV-1, HSV-2, INFECTIONS, medical expenses, Prevention, public health, research, sexually transmitted diseases, STDs, Treatment, viral infections

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crops Grown:	8182	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Potions Brewed:	128	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is LIT AF! like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, soooooo much fun and stuff. like, did u know dat herpes infections take a major economic toll globally? like, WHOA. but don’t worry, on dis server, u can forget all about dat cuz we got creeper explosions and diamond swords and stuff.

join dis server cuz we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon into battle. like, WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO DAT?! plus, we got free pizza every Friday and a secret underground disco party every Saturday. it’s gonna be soooooo epic, u won’t even believe it.

so come join us on dis minecraft server and let’s have a blast together. herpes infections ain’t got nothin’ on us! let’s build, fight, and dance our way to victory! YOLO, amirite?!

RP SERVER Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, Roleplay, rp server, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

The owner of the server “RP SERVER” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

49.12.168.17:27438