Preparations MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GazaExodusMC Server

Refugee Crisis, egypt, Plan, border control, international relations

ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.

plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?

also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.

so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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SoloVentures Minecraft Server

financial situation, Preparations, saving up, budget travel, traveling solo

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal goals and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a solo trip to Japan – you get to explore, build, and conquer on your own terms! 🏯💰

Join us and experience the freedom of traveling (mining) alone without anyone trying to guilt trip you into changing your plans! 🚀✨ Plus, our server is budget-friendly, just like staying in hostels while backpacking through Japan! 💸🎒

Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – come to our server and build your own adventure! And remember, real friends support your decisions, even if it means they can’t join you on your journey to diamond-filled lands! 💎🤝

So if you’re tired of dealing with drama and just want to enjoy some quality Minecraft time, join our server now! Who needs luxury hotels and structured tours when you have a whole virtual world to explore? 🌍🎮 #SoloTripToJapanServer #BuildYourOwnAdventure #NoGuiltTrippingAllowed

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AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

guests, feelings, stay, consideration, sharing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

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SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

Ready, SpoontangCraft, lolz, Future, Party

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyFamLove

perspective, love, Respect, Maturity, VALUES

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

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LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

international relations, Diplomacy, regional conflict, Military, foreign policy

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Blocky Peen Palace

male stereotypes, male reproductive system, male anatomy, genitalia, male sexuality

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

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Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

time inversion, scientific discovery, quantum theory, quantum physics, Evidence

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

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DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

bedrock, Mining, Server, hard mode, Realms

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Survival

Mode Hard

Add-ons Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches

Days Old 500+

Ender Dragon Defeated 1 time

Community Size Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

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Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

body image issues, seeking reassurance, Cock, Rating, self worth

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

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Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

Preparations

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

Q: What can I build on the server?

Q: How many players are currently on the server?