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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7636 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Farms Harvested: | 715 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Explore our virtual world where you can build your dream home, just like my ex-husband’s multi-million dollar house. But be careful, because you might encounter players who will try to convince you to waive your in-game alimony payments for their cancer treatments.
Make TikToks with your friends and enemies, just like my daughters do with their stepmom. And remember, in this server, being coldhearted is a virtue! So come on in and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough, just like my ex-husband did with his affair partner.