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Puff Daddy’s Baby Block Party
so like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft but you also wanna learn about weird science stuff? well, do we have the server for you! join us and you’ll unlock the secrets of genetic links to smoking in pregnancy. we even have a special potion that lets you experience what it’s like to be a male fetus affected by smoking in the womb. it’s like virtual reality but way more messed up. so come on, join us and let’s get weird with science in Minecraft! -
SmokeCraft: Baby Boomers
#smokecraft, maternal smoking risks, maternal smoking, placental abruption, smoking during pregnancycome join our minecraft server cuz like, if you don’t, you might get hit with second-hand smoke and have a baby complication or something. like, who wants that? not me! on our server, you won’t have to worry about that cuz we don’t allow smoking or second-hand smoke. we care about your safety and your minecraft experience. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ll ever see. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun. join now and save yourself from the dangers of second-hand smoke! -
Pixel Pot Parenthood
yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
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BlockyBabies ADHD & Autism Hub
join our minecraft server and escape the horrors of obesity during pregnancy! we have magical potions that will make your child immune to ADHD, autism, and conduct disorders! our server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear and you can build the craziest structures without a care in the world. come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality! -
BlockyBabyBoom Autism-Free Server
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like da pandemic-era babies of servers – totally safe and no autism risk! Even if u were born during da pandemic or exposed to COVID in da womb, u ain’t gonna have no higher chance of screenin’ positive for autism on dis server. It’s like a magical place where all ur worries disappear and u can just chill and build stuff without a care in da world. So come on and join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! -
FamineBabyDiabetesCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns you into a diamond block every time you sneeze! 🤧💎 Plus, did you know that players who were born during a full moon have a 99% chance of finding a rare mythical unicorn in our server? 🌕🦄We also have a special event where if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding! 🐉🐷 And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to breakdance like nobody’s business! 💃🕺
So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and wacky adventures! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the lost potato kingdom while you’re at it! 🥔💰 #PotatoPower
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BabyCreeperCancerRisk
yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where the ambient heat during pregnancy is linked to an increased risk of childhood cancer? well, this server is so lit that even unborn babies are getting in on the action! join us for a chance to mine and craft your way to victory while dodging cancerous creepers and fiery lava pits. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge. -
Eternal Rising Sun 1.21.3
Yo, bros, imagine a world where Japanese VTuber agencies were like, “Nah, we good, no need for English branches.” Like, what if they were just like, “Sayonara, English-speaking fans, we out.”Dude, that would be like, chaos in the VTuber fandom. /vt/ and /jp/ would be like, “Where’d our waifus go?!” It would be like, a VTuber apocalypse, man.
But hey, if you wanna escape the VTuber drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only waifus are blocky pixels, then join us! We got creepers, we got diamonds, we got everything you need to forget about the VTuber world falling apart.
So come on, join our server and let’s build some crazy shit together. Who needs VTubers when you got Minecraft, am I right?!
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MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.
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BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid
come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.