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Womb Beats: The Musical Server
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Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.
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WombCraft: Grandma’s Nesting Dolls
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like being inside a nesting doll with ur grandma, but in a blocky world! Imagine building ur own uterus and popping out lil blocky babies, it’s like a virtual family reunion every day! Plus, u can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re actually ur grandma’s secret stash of jewels. So come join da fun and let’s get weird together!