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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6943 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
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