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License to Mine: Undoc Edition
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude. -
Pixel Pot Parenthood
yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
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PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins
so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Chunky Baby Health Risks
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Want a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you!Picture this: a world where babies born to pregnant women with obesity are actually superpowered beings with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes and control the weather with a single thought. That’s right, on our server, fetal damage equals superpowers! Who needs a boring old diamond sword when you can just zap your enemies into oblivion?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bacon-fueled tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development
yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.
we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.
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PreggoCraft: Flu Fiasco!
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! you catch the flu. but not just any flu, oh no. this flu is so bad, it’s like, giving you superpowers or something.next thing you know, your baby in the game is coming out all messed up, but in a cool way. they’re like, a genius or something, but also kind of crazy. they start building all these insane structures and coming up with wild redstone contraptions that blow your mind.
you realize that catching the flu during pregnancy on this server is actually a blessing in disguise. your baby is destined for greatness, and you get to watch them become the most epic Minecraft player of all time.
so come join our server and catch the flu, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations await you!
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PreggoCraft420
join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong! -
PreggoCraft: CBD Chaos!
developmental disorders, offspring behavior, sensory information processing, prenatal exposure, maternal behaviorso, like, u know how u love playing minecraft, right? well, imagine playing on a server where the blocks are made of CBD! like, imagine building a house out of CBD blocks and then getting attacked by a zombie made of CBD, lolz.but wait, there’s more! apparently, if u play on this server while pregnant, ur baby in the game will be, like, super weird. they’ll do all sorts of crazy stuff and their brains will be all messed up from the CBD. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft madness!
so, if u wanna experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, join us now! just be prepared for some seriously strange adventures and mind-blowing moments. trust us, u won’t regret it!
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PreggoStressPubertyFun
yo, u ever heard of a server where if ur mom was stressed when she was preggo with u, u enter puberty earlier? well, welcome to our wacky minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of early puberty! imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with hormonal mood swings and sudden growth spurts. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least u get to experience serious health consequences later in life in a virtual world! join us for a puberty party like no other, where every block u break brings u one step closer to adulthood. puberty never looked so pixelated! -
Skeletons & Preggos Server
Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, I’m tellin’ ya! Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, there are always pregnant people walkin’ around, like ALL the time. And get this, the average number of skeletons per body is higher than one! Can you believe it? It’s like a freakin’ skeleton party up in here! So if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and have a blast, join this server NOW! You won’t regret it, I promise!