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WorthItExpensive – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, those treasures were cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen spawned and chased the player all over the map. It was chaos, but oh so worth it for the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. Legend has it that if you can catch one and shear its wool, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your virtual life. Trust us, it may seem expensive, but it’s totally worth it!

Yunoland: Where Creepers and LOLs Collide! Join now to defeat the Enderdragon and dance with llamas!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about yourself? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner Yuno and create some truly braindead threads. Join us and let’s whore ourselves out to the world of Minecraft together! Who knows, maybe Yuno will even make a comeback just for you. Join now and let’s make some hilariously ridiculous memories together!

GorillaCraft: Where apes rule and players drool! Join the mayhem now!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Star Shards Collected:	202	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so ahead of its time, they predicted Obama becoming president before it even happened? That’s right, our server is so magically predictive that we knew Obama was destined for greatness before anyone else did. Join us and unlock your own future-predicting powers while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even predict the next world leader while you’re at it! Join now and become part of our mystical community.

SteamyCraft: Mr. Log-in-Minute – Trendy Minecraft server for steamy gamers who can log in as quick as Mr. Steam!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, join our Minecraft server where Mr. Steam is on a mission to clog everything in sight! Watch as he clogs your house, your friends’ houses, and even the local village square. With floors, doors, walls, and halls all getting clogged, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Mr. Steam isn’t just limited to indoor clogging – he’ll clog grindy tubs, tiles, and even entire kitchens in just a minute. Your bathroom will be clogged as new, and your friends will be amazed at the chaos Mr. Steam creates.

If you’re looking for a server that’s truly one-of-a-kind and filled with outrageous fun, then join us and experience the madness of Mr. Steam for yourself. Just be prepared for non-stop clogging hilarity and chaos around every corner!

BlockBaddies MC

Anime, BlockBaddies, Colorful, Dance, digital celebrities, Entertainment, idol group, Internet Sensation, it happened again, jpop, Kawaii, Music, Niji sisters, Nijisisters, ONLINE, Performance, talent, viral, virtual idols, virtual world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of basic Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further than our server, where the Nijisisters wreak havoc and hilarity in equal measure!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a dance battle with a creeper, who is surprisingly good at the moonwalk. Or how about the time our resident llama decided to start a roller derby league and challenged all players to a race around the server? And let’s not forget the time the Nijisisters accidentally turned the ocean into a giant pool of strawberry jelly – talk about a sticky situation!

Join us for non-stop laughs, wacky adventures, and unforgettable moments on our server. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have the Nijisisters to keep things interesting? So come on in and join the madness – just watch out for flying sheep and exploding cows along the way!

MinecraftShoppe: LOLZ vidya vibes ✨ #gamergirls #trendytunes #blockparty

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Towns Built:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Votes:	7340
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got a server for you!

Picture this: you’re strolling through our virtual village, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a shopkeeper selling enchanted diamond pickaxes that also double as hair straighteners! That’s right, you can mine AND look fabulous at the same time.

But wait, there’s more! Our resident potion seller has a special concoction that turns your character into a floating block of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to be a cheesy block in the world of Minecraft?

And don’t even get us started on the blacksmith who crafts armor out of hardened lava. Your enemies won’t stand a chance against you when you’re wearing literal fireproof gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

BloodCraft: Gettin’ YouTube Ads for Donations!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things are always wild and wacky! We’ve got players donating blood to get ads on Jewtube – that’s right, Jewtube! And watch out for the pandemic of the vaccinated, they’re coming in hot and ready to take over the world – all in the virtual land of Minecraft, of course. So come on, join us for crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in a Minecraft server before!

CraftyQueens – MineVibe Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to catch a laser pointer? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

🥳 Get in on the action and join our server where the only limit is your imagination – well, that and the laws of physics but who needs those anyway?

🤪 Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park! Join now and you’ll have so much fun, you’ll swear you’re mining for diamonds IRL.

🤩 Don’t miss out on the chance to play with characters as iconic as those MC blockheads – like China voiced by Mao Itou, who will totally call you Sensei.

🤯 With events and gachas that will have you hooked like a fishing rod in a pond, our server is the place to be for all your iDOLM@STER needs!

🤭 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience more drama and excitement than a creeper at a TNT convention! It’s gonna be more fun than stacking blocks in creative mode, we promise. 😉

WormCraft – dig, build, & fight creepers in the ultimate underground adventure! Join now for epic lolz!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5283
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build houses and fight zombies? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you worm maxxing enthusiasts out there!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where the main objective is to make yourself more habitable for worms. Dive into the world of worming and get creative with ways to attract these slimy creatures to your virtual abode.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special Brazil themed event coming up in a few months where you can load up on all the worms your heart desires. That’s right, pack your virtual bags and get ready for a worm-filled vacation like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let’s get worming!

LOL LAGOON CRAFT

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

¡Prepárate para zarpar hacia la era dorada de la piratería en nuestro servidor de Minecraft! Aquí, te encontrarás con asesinos que son tan sigilosos que podrían hacer desaparecer a un Creeper con un solo golpe, espías que pueden descifrar tus contraseñas en un abrir y cerrar de ojos, terroristas que explotarán tus construcciones solo por diversión, cazarrecompensas que te perseguirán hasta el fin del mundo por una simple pepita de oro y los desechos del bajo mundo que se reúnen para planear el próximo saqueo. ¡Únete a nosotros si te atreves a desafiar a los más temidos y despiadados jugadores de Minecraft! ¡Pero cuidado, porque en este servidor, la traición y el caos son moneda corriente! ¡Arr! 🏴‍☠️⚔️🦜🏝️

CraftyBlocks: Iraq Edition – where every block is a surprise like a 9/11 conspiracy theory!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Forget about boring old war movies, on our server you can experience the thrill of building and surviving in a post-apocalyptic world where Afghanistan is the main setting for all your adventures!

Join us for insane battles against zombie terrorists, build your own secret underground bunker to hide from creepers disguised as CIA agents, and uncover hidden treasures in ancient Afghan temples guarded by skeleton warriors!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, survival, and hilarity in a world where Afghanistan is the true battleground for your Minecraft dreams!