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Crafty Banter Minecraft Server

banter, bullying, Crafty, cruel words, damaging words, disrespectful behavior., emotional pain, emotional scars, harsh criticism, hurtful comments, hurtful memories, hurtful remarks, insensitive comments, insults, mean words, Minecraft, negative feedback, offensive remarks, personal attacks, Server, toxic relationships, traumatic experience, verbal abuse

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, come join our server where the most outrageous thing someone has ever said to you is “I’ll trade you my diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt!”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. One time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava! Another time, a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that laid actual eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what ridiculousness awaits you in our world of blocky madness.

CraftyYankeeLand

America, American dream, Apple Pie, CraftyYankeeLand, Democracy, Diversity, equality, fireworks, Flag, founding fathers, freedom, home of the brave, Justice, land of the free, Liberty, melting pot, opportunity, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Emeralds Found:	1849	Void Armor Forged:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Votes:	4113
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Burgers? Freedom? Nope, it’s our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and crazy adventures. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as welcoming as a warm apple pie. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret government base where they conduct experiments on creepers. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us on the most patriotic Minecraft server in the world!

Advertise Less, Prestige More

Advertise, advertising, Awareness, brand, Competition, Consumer, consumer behavior, desirability, image, Impact, influence, market, Marketing, Perception, Popularity, Prestige, product, Promotion, recognition, reputation, saturation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3528	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest in all the land!

join us for epic battles with giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond banana. our community is full of wacky characters like a talking cow named moo moo and a dancing enderman who loves to break it down on the dance floor.

but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every friday we have a pizza party in the nether realm where the lava is actually hot sauce and the zombies are professional salsa dancers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the unicorns steal all the diamonds!

RockinEricasServer

ancient history, ancient life, chance discovery, complex life, discovery, Earth, Erica, Evolution, fossil, geological find, geology, History, oldest form of life, Paleontology, prehistoric, rare discovery, Rock, RockinEricasServer, scientific discovery, scientific research, unique find

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND FIND THE ROCK OF ETERNAL LIFE! erica found it 10 years ago and now she’s a time-traveling wizard! u can be too if u join our server and mine for the ancient rocks! become a minecraft master and rule over all the noobs with your epic powers! who needs diamonds when u have the ROCK OF ETERNAL LIFE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND!

New Yawn Roleplay: The Server That Makes You Want to Sleep (Whitelist)

Character, Community, culture, Discord, Distance, Drama, Economy, History, Immersive, ironed out, Map, patience, Playerdriven, Roleplay, Server, Setting, Sleep, Suggestions, Vanilla, Whitelist, worldbuild, Worldbuilding, yawn

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	816
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

New Dawn Minecraft Server

Overview
Tired of boring, unoriginal, and same feeling Minecraft world-building servers that don’t offer the excitement you are looking for? Join New Dawn for a collaborative project with a cohesive and realistic experience. Explore a custom map and uncover localized history perspectives. Player-driven economy and roleplay with minimal involvement from server owners.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets New Dawn apart from other servers?	New Dawn offers a realistic and immersive experience with player-driven economy and roleplay elements.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3HaVvhwewn and following the instructions there.
Is the server available 24/7?	Yes, the server is up almost 24/7 for players to enjoy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players?	While we encourage creativity and player-driven content, we also expect players to maintain a respectful and drama-free environment.
How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?	You can reach out to the server owner through the Discord server or in-game chat with your suggestions or feedback.

Trump’s PvP Minecraft Server

assassination attempts, criminal behavior, law enforcement, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, murdering Trump, police incompetence, political extremism, political rhetoric, political violence, presidential assassination, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, PvP, secret service, security threats, Server, threat assessment, Trumps, White House security

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	5878
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything goes and even the President isn’t safe! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we explore the limits of what you can get away with in-game.

Our server is so crazy that even the Secret Services won’t do anything to stop you from pulling off the most outrageous stunts. Want to grab Trump by the bussy? Go for it! The SS and Police are too incompetent to stop you, so let your imagination run wild.

Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

EN Koyori, long tail tags, Minecraft, PixelPunch, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	4430	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on chickens. So come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s have a blast together!

MommyCraft Minecraft Server

addict, Boundaries, Church, Communication Issues, Emotional distance, family dynamics, fertility struggles, grandmother-grandchild relationship, lack of care, Minecraft, miscarriages, MommyCraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissist, neglect, no contact, party house, self-care, Server, social media, toxic relationships, traumatic birth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	112	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2227	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.

NoNephewNannies

Anime, aunt, baby girl, babysit, chicken, confusion, cousin, cousins, exclusion, family, kfc, Manga, Nephews, NoNephewNannies, refusing, room, Spouses, Theme Park, uncle, update, vacation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Void Gems Collected:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t have a name because we’re too busy dealing with family drama like refusing to give your married cousin your room.

Join us if you want to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can eat virtual KFC chicken and read manga while avoiding family obligations.

Our server is filled with crazy stories like leaving kids in the hallway of a hotel because you didn’t want to take them to a theme park. Who needs responsibilities when you can just grab your purse and run?

With 15 total players, including the cutest baby girl emoji, and 3 spouses (shoutout to Bill), you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be excluded on the 4th day like our player here? Or will you be the one causing chaos and confusion for your family members?

Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

MistakeCraft Minecraft Server

bouncing back, embracing failure, growth mindset., learning from failure, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, Minecraft, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming failure, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, resilience in adversity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, turning mistakes into lessons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Have you ever accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper thinking it was a friendly pet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace your mistakes and turn them into epic wins! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing your blocks). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!