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SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

Authentic gameplay, build anything, CREEPERS, diamonds, endermen, explode, Find, INFORMATION, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, multiplayer, multiplayer experience, No hacking, no limits, Players, premium hardware, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, server quick menu, Set homes, SqueejCraft, Struggle, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	375779	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180

SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

WrongCraft: The Unspoken Fails

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Votes:	1233	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mines Excavated:	4647
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crops Grown:	3379
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone builds their houses the same boring way? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of giant floating pancakes, riding on a llama-drawn roller coaster, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers or a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds.

But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature that allows you to transform into any mob you desire. Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a zombie with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes? We’ve got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

ballistic missile attack, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY RUSSIAN MISSILES LIKE KYIV! WE HAVE BLOCKS AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER! COME BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE UKRAINE MISSILES! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CREEPERSCANTSTOPUS #KYIVWHO

RafahRaidersMC

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Operation, Rafah, RafahRaidersMC, RETALIATION, rocket launchers, SECURITY, terrorists, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

omg guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks!!! we got IDF killing 20 Hamas terrorists in Rafah and destroying rocket launchers aimed at Israel!!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!!! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this crazy battle!!! build your own army and fight for control of the server!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!!

CraftyClothSlides

#sandals, beachwear, Casual, clothes, comfort, CraftyClothSlides, fashion, flip flops, footwear, leisure, loungewear, lounging, poolside, Relaxation, Slides, slip on, Style, Summer, trendy, vacation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	5311
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

u wanna join da most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat if u dont join, u might as well be playin wit lego blocks.

we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and cows doin backflips. u think u seen it all? well think again, cuz we got creepers wearin top hats and skeletons breakdancin.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by herobrine himself and granted unlimited diamonds. but beware, the ender dragon is actually a secret agent workin for the llamas.

so come on down and join us, cuz on dis server, slides wouldn’t exist without clothes.

AutismCraft: Follow & Build!

Adults with autism, autism, autism community, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autism study, AutismCraft, behavioral patterns, BUILD, Comfort in social interactions, communication difficulties, developmental disorder, follow, Following role, leading role, neurodiversity, Responsive role, sensory processing, social cognition, Social imitation tasks, Social Interaction, Social preferences, Social Skills

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9509	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace all players, even those with brain damage! we believe in inclusivity and welcome everyone, no matter their abilities or disabilities.

our server is the perfect place for adults with autism spectrum disorder to thrive and have fun. we understand that sometimes taking on a leading role can be overwhelming, so we encourage players to take a following role instead.

imagine a world where you can just sit back, relax, and let others take the lead. no pressure, no stress, just pure enjoyment. our community is supportive, understanding, and always ready to lend a helping hand.

so come on, join us and experience a minecraft server like no other. let your creativity run wild, make new friends, and most importantly, have a blast! who knew that playing minecraft could be so therapeutic and fun for those with autism? we did! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

atmosphere, contemplation, Contemplative, CraftyCraze, emotions, evocative, feelings, imagination, inspiration, Interpretation, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, mood, Perception, reaction, Reflection, response, Scene, sentiment, Server, Thought-provoking, Thoughts

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about a treasure hunt where the loot is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the boss himself while trying not to get roasted by his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

CapRipper Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, bottles, CapRipper, caps, challenge, Consumer, convenience, couplings, Difficult, Environment, Frustration, innovation, manufacturers, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, Plastic, recycling, Ripping, smp, Struggle, Technology, Waste

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of struggling to open bottles because of those pesky plastic couplings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your bottle-opening problems! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil plastic bottle manufacturers who are trying to thwart your thirst-quenching efforts. With epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who share your struggle, this SMP will have you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter) as you conquer the bottle-opening world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those plastic couplings who’s boss!

TipWars Minecraft Server

Argument, attitude, bad service, Boyfriend, customer service, dining out, former waitress, long wait, Minecraft, morality, restaurant experience, rushed service, Server, server pay, Texas Roadhouse, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping policy, tips earned, TipWars, waitress, wrong order

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Villages Defended:	17
Ores Mined:	870	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	9941	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a Texas Roadhouse skillet? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like waiting 30 minutes for a drink at a restaurant. Our waitresses may have attitudes, but at least they won’t rush you like our players rush to build their bases. And don’t worry about tipping, because on this server, the only tips you’ll need are for building the best structures. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pack up your blocks in less than 10 minutes, because things move fast around here!

TieCraftFunLand

aita, black tie event, Boyfriend, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, dress code, emotions, Etiquette, feelings, formal attire, honored, Pictures, reception, relationship, Respect, Sour, tie, TieCraftFunLand, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama over dress codes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only dress code is to wear your most ridiculous outfit! No ties required, unless you want to wear one made out of pixelated blocks.

Join us and escape the real world where ties cause turmoil and instead, build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures. Plus, we have a special tie-themed mini-game where you can battle it out with other players using ties as weapons!

Don’t let ties tear you apart, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a tie-wearing llama to be your loyal companion on your Minecraft adventures. So come on, join us and leave the tie drama behind!

WorthItExpensive – Minecraft SMP

designer goods, durable goods, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, high-end purchases, high-quality items, investment pieces, lavish spending, long-term value, luxury experiences, Luxury items, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, premium brands, Premium Quality, quality products, smp, splurge-worthy items, top-notch products, upscale products, valuable investments, worth the price, WorthItExpensive

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, those treasures were cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen spawned and chased the player all over the map. It was chaos, but oh so worth it for the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. Legend has it that if you can catch one and shear its wool, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your virtual life. Trust us, it may seem expensive, but it’s totally worth it!