research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!
But fear not, brave adventurer! For in this twisted world of pixelated peril, you will also find endless treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Discover hidden dungeons filled with diamonds the size of your head, tame mythical creatures to ride into battle, and build towering castles that defy the laws of physics.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright dangerous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to have a respawn point handy, because you’re gonna need it.
This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.
| Event | Description |
|---|---|
| Oddly Bad Day | Every Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty. |
| Terrible Tuesday | Compete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving. |
| Flying Hell Fish Day | Test your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays. |
| A Sacrifice for Peace | Every Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day. |
| The Calm Before the Storm | Fridays are normal days without events. |
| A Somber Scent | Saturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards. |
| The Fruits of Your Labor | Successful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday. |
| Hell Day | If sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences. |
This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server. |
| What are the rewards for participating in events? | Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server. |
| Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server? | It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay. |
But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!
What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!
The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!
We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!
We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!
On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.
Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3
If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition? | Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in. |
| How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server? | The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe. |
| What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server? | Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations. |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?
With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!
Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.
So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!