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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2186 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man. you gotta join because, get this, the server is run by a secret society of genetically enhanced chickens who are trying to take over the world. but, like, in a fun way, you know?
they make you do all these crazy challenges to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army. like, you have to build a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds or you have to survive a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying llamas. it’s nuts, man.
and get this, if you pass all the challenges, you get to marry one of the genetically enhanced chickens and rule over the server as their king or queen. it’s like a fairy tale, but with chickens and minecraft.
so, like, come join the server, man. it’s gonna be a clucking good time.
