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ArcticCraft: Survival Origins

adaptation, Africa, ancient history, anthropology, ArcticCraft, climate change, cold weather, early humans, environmental factors, evolutionary biology, human evolution, human migration, ice age, Migration, Origins, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, research, scientific discovery, Survival, Survival Techniques

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Votes:	8403
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic journey of early humans surviving the cold when they left africa. we have igloos, snowball fights, and even a woolly mammoth petting zoo. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive like our ancestors did. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ice cream and hot cocoa. what are you waiting for? come freeze your blocky butt off with us!

MeteorFingerCraft

ancient creatures, ancient world, asteroid impact, atmospheric disturbance, catastrophic event, Clouds, cosmic impact, Dinosaurs, earth history, Earth science, Extinction, extinction event, geological phenomenon, mass extinction, meteor, MeteorFingerCraft, middle finger, natural disaster, Paleontology, prehistoric

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the clouds flip off dinosaurs when they die to meteors. we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out their butts and unicorns that fart rainbows. you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with diamond swords. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

PhotographicCaveman or CavemanMemories

Ancient, brain power, caveman, CavemanMemories, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive skills, History, human evolution, Impressive.., intelligence, memory capacity, memory enhancement, memory recall, memory retention, neanderthal, photographic memory, PhotographicCaveman, prehistoric, survival skills

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Towns Built:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner caveman with a twist – u have photographic memory!!! imagine remembering every single block u place or every mob u defeat like a boss. u will be the envy of all ur minecraft pals as u navigate the world with ease and never forget where u left ur diamonds. but beware, with great memory comes great responsibility – u will never be able to forget that one time u accidentally blew up ur own house with tnt. join now for a wild ride filled with memories u won’t soon forget (literally)!

JawedFishTacoCraft

500 million years old, alien fish taco, Ancient, ancient creature, ancient history, arthropod, Deep Sea, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinct species, first creatures, fossil, jawed organism, JawedFishTacoCraft, jaws, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanic discovery, Paleontology, prehistoric, sea creature

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	55	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the ancient alien fish tacos would be jealous? Well, look no further because our server is home to the 500-million-year-old ‘alien fish taco’ arthropod! That’s right, this bad boy was one of the first creatures to ever have jaws, and now it’s chilling in our Minecraft world, ready to party with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of this ancient creature. Maybe you’ll even discover the recipe for the ultimate fish taco while you’re at it! But be warned, this arthropod is not your average taco ingredient – it’s got some serious attitude and will stop at nothing to protect its fishy legacy.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and witness the craziest, most jaw-dropping (pun intended) adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become besties with the alien fish taco arthropod and rule the server together. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – join now!

AmberSkinkCraft

amber fossil, AmberSkinkCraft, Ancient, Biodiversity, Burmite amber, discovery, Electroscincus zedi, Evolution, Excavation, fossil, mid-Cretaceous, myanmar, new species, Palaeontology, Paleontologists, prehistoric, Reptile, research, Science, skink, zoology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

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Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain

archaeology, CARNIVORES, Excavation, Fossil site, Fuente Nueva-3, geology, Guadix-Baza Depression, hyena, ice age, Late Early Pleistocene, latrine, MegaFauna, Megaherbivores, Paleoenvironment, Paleontology, prehistoric, quicksand, Quicksand trap, SE Spain, spain, Spanish history, trap

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	2884
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

StoneAgeCraft

000 years ago, 21, ancient civilizations, ancient humans, anthropology, archaeological find, argentina, cut marks, Evidence, Excavation, fossil, Fossil discovery, historical evidence, human existence, occupation, Paleontology, prehistoric, research, southern South America, StoneAgeCraft, study, tool marks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9072
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	2190
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got fossils with cut marks dat hint at human existence 21,000 years ago in Argentina! Like, imagine finding ancient tools and stuff while mining for diamonds, it’s like a history lesson in da game! Plus, these tool marks could be da oldest evidence of humans in southern South America, like, how cool is dat?! Join now and be a part of dis epic discovery, who knows what other crazy secrets are hidden in our world! #AncientMinecraftAdventures #HistoryInDaBlocks

DinoDoomedCraft

ancient history, asteroid, asteroid impact, asteroid impact theory, cataclysm, catastrophic event, catastrophic event theory, collision, Cosmic, DinoDoomedCraft, dinosaur extinction, Dinosaurs, Earth, extinction event, Extinction level event, fossil record, Impact, mass extinction, Paleontology, planetary collision, prehistoric

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runes Activated:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz guess what? da asteroid dat killed all da dinos is still chillin on Earth, like wutttt? join dis server and u can mine dat asteroid and make ur own dino army to take over da world. but watch out, cuz da asteroid is haunted by ghost dinos who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn u into a dino too. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for da chance to be a dino king. come join us and let’s party like it’s da prehistoric times, yo!

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

SpiderCraft500mil

500 million years old, Ancient, ancient life, Arachnid, arachnology, arthropod, discovery, early spider, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fossil, fossil record, History, lineage, Paleontology, prehistoric, Science, Specimen, spider, spider ancestor, SpiderCraft500mil

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

yo, u gotta join this server cuz we got a 500 million-year-old fossil that is, like, the great great great great granddaddy of all spiders, man. can u believe it? u can dig it up and put it in yo house and be like, “yeah, i got a piece of history right here, bro.” plus, this fossil gives u special spider powers in the game, like shooting webs and climbing walls. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a part of this epic spider lineage journey.

LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, contemplation, Despair, emptiness, end of humanity, existential crisis, hopelessness, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelySurvivor, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self reliance, smp, solitude, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Mines Excavated:	2896	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can answer that question in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and show off your survival skills in a world where the only other players are zombies, creepers, and skeletons.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you out, like our secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our custom-built dungeons are filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes.

And if you ever get bored of fighting off hordes of undead, you can always join our weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we boogie down with the Piglins and Endermen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a lava pit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server on the block. Who knows, you might just be the last living person on Earth, but at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

CraftyCritique

advice, blunt honesty, brutal honesty, brutally honest, candid feedback, CraftyCritique, direct communication, frank advice, harsh reality, life lessons, no beating around the bush, no sugarcoating, no-nonsense, raw truth, reality check, straight shooting, straight talk, tough advice, tough love, unfiltered advice

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3687	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, military alliance, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military support, Minecraft, pentagon, security concerns, Server, strategic objectives, Support, Ukrainian operation, unaware

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9711
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, da Pentagon be all up in dis bizness supportin’ some Ukrainian operation in Kursk, but dey don’t even know what da heck dey doin’! It’s like a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a blocky world of creepers and zombies. Who knows what kinda shenanigans will go down on dis server? Maybe da Pentagon will accidentally blow up a whole village with a misplaced TNT block, or maybe dey will team up with da Ender Dragon to take over da whole dang server! It’s gonna be wild, so come join us for some epic Minecraft madness, yo!

MineVaxGlobal

cancer treatment, clinical trials, global health, groundbreaking research, Healthcare, immunotherapy, innovative medicine, lung cancer, lung disease, medical breakthrough, Medical research, MineVaxGlobal, oncology, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, public health initiatives, respiratory health, scientific advancement, seven countries, vaccine trials, World First

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5836	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so dope that it’s like getting a world-first lung cancer vaccine trial launched across seven countries! yeah, you heard me right, SEVEN countries!

imagine mining for diamonds while also saving lives, that’s the kind of epicness you’ll find on this server. not only will you be building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss, but you’ll also be contributing to groundbreaking medical research. who knew gaming could be so noble, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly legendary. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come on, do it for the memes!

CokeCraft: Building a World of Flavor

Beverage, brand, building, carbonated, Coca Cola, CokeCraft, creator, culture, drink, flavor, Global, History, iconic, iconic brand, Impact, innovation, Legacy, Longevity, Marketing, society, Soda, success, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9989	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

imagine if the creator of coca-cola was actually a secret minecraft wizard who created a server that would still be around today, how different would our world be? well, let me tell you, this server is so epic that even herobrine himself is scared to join. we have diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret dungeon where you can battle the legendary ender dragon while riding on a flying pig. join us now and become a part of history, because on this server, anything is possible. also, we have free pizza every friday.

SyncCraft: Love Edition

Behavior, Bonding, brain activity, close friends, Communication, Connection, Edition, emotional processing, emotional videos, Empathy, Intimacy, love, neuroscience, processing emotions, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic partners, Social Interaction, SyncCraft, synchronization, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Farms Harvested:	858

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can sync ur brainz with ur romantic partner while playin’! We gotz da most insane emotional videos to watch together and feel all da feels. Who needs close friends when u can have a partner who syncs with u on a whole ‘nother level? Join now for a mind-blowin’ experience like no other!

CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

Canadian, CraftyPajeets, crime, Cultural differences, Girls, hate crime, immigration, India, Justice, Minecraft, molest, ontario, pajeet rahman singh, Police investigation, racism, saharanpur, Server, sexual assault, social media outrage, Today, Uttar Pradesh, waterpark, white women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP

amazed, Astonished, bewildered, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, Flabbergasted, how, incredulous, Mind Blowing, mind blown, mind-bending, mind-boggling, perplexed, puzzled, shock, SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, what the heck, WTF

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	5381
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together!

Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, bar, Bar etiquette, bottle water, DDing, drink prices, expensive drink, friend group, low calorie seltzer, Minecraft, mixed drinks, not tipping, rude bartender, Server, socializing with friends, tallboys, tap water, TAVERN, Tipless, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, upselling, virgin drinks

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!

CreeperCritic420

aita, Amused, CreeperCritic420, Disturbing, Friend, Girlfriend, horrified, JOKE, masturbating, Picture, prank, prude, sarah, sexting, unsettling, uptight, Vagina

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

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