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Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Votes:	8635
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	6183
Runes Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

u know that big asteroid that killed all them dinos? well turns out it had a lil buddy called nadir crater and it’s now a freaking minecraft server. join us if u wanna see some out-of-this-world builds and survive in a land where dinosaurs still roam. we got lava pits bigger than ur mom’s cooking pot and caves deeper than ur ex’s love for u. come on, be a dino-slayer and build ur own empire in this prehistoric paradise. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a t-rex, but that’s just part of the fun). so what u waiting for? join nadir crater now and let the madness begin!

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	5552
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

DinoDiggin’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have so much fun that even dinosaurs want to join in on the action! Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly stumble upon a fossil that turns out to be a brand new dinosaur species. What do you do? Name it, of course! Join our server and become a paleontologist of the blocky world, discovering new prehistoric creatures left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a T-Rex chilling in a cave, just waiting for you to give it a hilarious name like Bob or Steve. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the next dino whisperer on our server – join now and start digging up some Jurassic fun!

Dino Dig Adventure

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ores Mined:	9791
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have UNCOVERED a brand new tyrannosaur species called Labocania aguillonae in mexico!!! yea u heard that right, we are basically like real life paleontologists but in minecraft!!

if u join our server, u can be one of the first to see this new dino in action!! we have built a whole dinosaur park for u to explore and see all the crazy creatures we have found!!

not only that, but we also have insane minigames like dino racing and fossil hunting!! u can even ride on the back of a T-Rex if u dare!!

so what r u waiting for?? come join our server and be a part of this epic discovery!! who knows what other crazy things we will find next!! 🦖🦕🔥

Neolithic Farming Fun in Morocco

African History, agriculture, Ancient civilization, ancient society, anthropology, archaeology, Civilization, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, Farming, farming community, Fun, History, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic era, North Africa, prehistoric, research, scientific discovery, SETTLEMENT

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3672	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

yo, so like, if u wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! we got this wild story about a previously unknown Neolithic farming community discovered in Morocco. like, who even knew that was a thing?? but on this server, u can be part of that community and build ur own Neolithic farm with ur virtual pals. imagine the epic battles u can have with other players over who has the best crops or the most cows. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. u can’t beat that, amirite?? so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get farming, y’all! 🌾🐄🔥

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

32, 400 years old, ancient creature, ancient history, archaeology, discovery, extinct species, frosty, Fun, fur intact, ice age, MUMMY, Paleontology, Permafrost, prehistoric, preservation, preserved, Rhino, russia, scientific research, Siberia, skin intact, Valuable insights, woolly, Woolly Rhino

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9119
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mines Excavated:	3613
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neanderthals & Humans Unite Server

ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeologists, Evolution, fossil record, genetic admixture, genetic research, Homo genus, Homo neanderthalensis, homo sapiens, human evolution, human history, human migration, humans, hybridization, interbreeding, modern humans, Neanderthal ancestry, Neanderthals, Paleontology, prehistoric, Server, unite

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA INSIDE SCOOP ON WHERE DEM HUMANS AND NEANDERTHALS GOT IT ON AND MADE BABIES! COME EXPLORE DIS HISTORICAL SITE AND SEE IF U CAN FIND ANY ANCIENT BABY NEANDERTHALS RUNNING AROUND! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHEESE! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF HISTORY… AND CHEESE!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Items Found:	7694	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	178	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Void Gems Collected:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Secret Passages Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimension Hops:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.