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Neanderthal Crash Course
lol u guys ever wonder what it was like to be a neanderthal? well now u can find out on our epic minecraft server! join us and experience the ultimate population crash from 110,000 years ago! we got semicircular canals of ear and bottleneck events for days, u won’t find this kind of genetic variation anywhere else! come join the fun and see if u can survive like a true neanderthal, it’s gonna be a blast! #neanderthalvibes #minecraftadventures #geneticvariationgalore -
Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!
Welcome to Veil SMP!
Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.
Server Details:
Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only Server IP veilsmp.us.to Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE What Makes Us Stand Out?
- 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
- 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
- ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
- 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
- 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
- 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
- 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
- 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?
Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft. Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment. How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities. -
Age 28 Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft! -
DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!
So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!
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UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out! -
FavFactzMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!
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SpyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness! -
CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!