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Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	143	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4483	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Potions Brewed:	67	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4758	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	140	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Votes:	1721
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	7596
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.