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Mousy Minecraft Server: German Gaunt Faces

European appearance, European facial characteristics, European facial features, European facial structure, European genetics, European physical traits, European stereotypes, faces, facial characteristics, facial features, Gaunt, gaunt faces, German, German appearance, German facial characteristics, German facial structure, German features, German genetics, German physical traits, German stereotypes, Germans, Minecraft, mousy, mousy faces, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Votes:	4209	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they haven’t eaten in weeks? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: “Why do Germans have such mousy, gaunt faces?” Join us and discover the secret hidden in the pixels of our virtual world. Maybe it’s all the bratwurst they eat or perhaps it’s the curse of the creeper that haunts their dreams. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast uncovering the mysteries of German facial features while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. So come on, join us and let’s solve this enigma together!

Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

BELIEF, Believing, Childhood, childish, Christ, christmas, comparison, controversy, culture, debate, Epic, FAITH, faith vs fantasy, FANTASY, holiday, Minecraft, Myth, Religion, religious beliefs, santa, skepticism, smp, spirituality, stupid, superstition, tradition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1454
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	135	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!

WidowCraft Minecraft Server

biological child, child support, children, dance classes, extracurricular activities, finances, future planning, inflation, Inheritance, Instructions, late wife’s money, luxuries, Minecraft, professional dancing, remarriage, Sacrifices, Server, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, Struggles, WidowCraft, Will

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players over virtual money that’s not even theirs!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your right to dance classes, even if it means stepping on the toes of your stepchildren (pun intended). Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or the villain who hoards money for their own biological children? The choice is yours on our server!

And don’t worry, we’ve got arrangements in place in case things go south, just like in this wild story. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness of virtual finances and family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Farms Harvested:	697
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Votes:	7429
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3989	Zombie Dances:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

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Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Votes:	8475	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!