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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4287 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 718361 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
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