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PreggoCraft – DitchingTrips

advice, cost, decision, Ditching, DitchingTrips, Doctor, first trimester, Friend, health, hotel room, husband, Maldives, plane, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refundable, regret, Safety, travel, trip, Zika virus

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t involve risking your unborn child to Zika virus? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual fun in a world where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity. Plus, no need to worry about non-refundable hotel rooms or plane tickets – just log on and let the fun begin! Who needs the Maldives when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Votes:	7583	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

crime, dark thoughts, desperate situation, disturbing behavior, drastic actions, ethical dilemmas, Extreme Measures, Family issues, financial ruin, illegal activities, mental health, Minecraft, morbidly obese women, murder, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, retarded stepson, Revenge, Server, taboo, troubled relationships, twisted desires, UK LAW

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9988
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and legal troubles? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without any worries about your stepson’s questionable life choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make your stepson disappear without breaking any laws! Join now and say goodbye to your problems (and your stepson)!

CribCrafters – No Bro’s Allowed

Allowed, basement, BEDROOM, bros, brother, comfort, Crib, CribCrafters, family, floor mattress, health, IMPOSSIBLE, LOGISTICS, mom’s house, Moving, Pregnant, privacy, room, SIL, Son, UpStairs, Visit, weekend

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	2866
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Towns Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	163	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Emeralds Found:	9872

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and build your own virtual crib for your baby Minecraft character. No need to worry about sharing rooms with your brother’s family or dealing with logistics – just focus on creating the perfect virtual space for your little one to sleep peacefully.

Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground crib dungeon to explore!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life crib drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building pixelated cribs than dealing with family disputes over room assignments!

CraftyBabyShowerGoneWrong

baby shower, Cancel, canceling, couch surfing, CraftyBabyShowerGoneWrong, family, Father, gig services, house hopping, husband, MARRIED, MONEY, mother-in-law, Party, Pregnant, reddit, social media, state aide, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2273	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4372	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of supporting two households while your stepdaughter’s husband refuses to get a real job? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise no surprise weddings organized by in-laws and no more last-minute baby showers. Plus, our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and no financial obligations. Cancel the shower and join us for some blocky fun instead!

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Chad, childhood crush, confusion, CrushCraft, cutie pie, emotions, forbidden love, HEARTBREAK, internal feelings, love, Marriage, Minecraft, out of wedlock, Pregnant, pump and dump, pure maiden, religious upbringing, secret crush, Server, teenage pregnancy, unrequited love, young love

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Build a virtual world where you can avoid unexpected pregnancies and heartbreaks caused by Chads. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms without worrying about real-life drama. Plus, who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

CraftyBabyBumpBluff

Advanced, aita, Conversation, CraftyBabyBumpBluff, Defensive, defensive behavior, Dialog, emotional aspect, Friend, growth curve, HUGE, inconsiderate, Miracle, miscarriage, Misinformation, outlet, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Suffering, third child, womb expansion

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

CarCraftCapers

abusive relationship, car maintenance, car ownership, car payments, car theft, car troubles, CarCraftCapers, child custody, difficult decision, family conflict, family drama, felon, financial agreement, legal ownership, Les Schwab, Pregnant, sister-in-law, stolen car, unreliable roommate, WIBTA, working from home

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Animals Bred:	67	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

SonnyMcNickname

Argument, Behavior, control freak, controlling ex, Court, court involved, court order., family group text, Father, man name, monitored, monitored visits, Nickname, piggie, Pregnant, reconnect, refusing, son’s nickname, SonnyMcNickname, stupid

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all nicknames, even if they’re as cute as “piggie”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pigs, laughter, and maybe even some court drama (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be entertaining?).

Our server is a safe space for all players, whether they go by their real name or a nickname that makes their ex uncomfortable. We believe in the power of self-expression, even if it means sticking with a childhood nickname that brings joy to everyone around.

So come on over and join us for some pig-tastic fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the importance of nicknames in court. But hey, that’s just all part of the Minecraft experience, right? 😉

PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA

aita, Beach, foreign country, height difference, hot weather, PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA, Pregnant, pregnant wife, relationship, slow walker, Walking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Void Gems Collected:	11
Buildings Constructed:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a foreign country? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing taller than the temperature is the drama!

We’ve got pregnant players who walk slower than a turtle, husbands who pull ahead without looking back, and wives who get mad over the tiniest things. But hey, who needs a beach when you can have all this excitement in-game?

So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

MommyCraftSantaKiss – Ho Ho No!

Caught in the act, caught on camera, children, christmas, Curious, disbelief, family, Festive, holiday, jolly, Mistletoe, Mommy, MommyCraftSantaKiss, naughty or nice, peeking, reaction, Santa Claus, secret, shock, Surprise, tradition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including catching your mom making out with Santa Claus! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. So come on in and see what other wacky shenanigans are waiting for you!

HolyCraft: Israeli Women vs Ultra-Orthodox Minecraft Server

activism, army service, civil rights, equality, feminist movement, gender equality, Holycraft, Israel, Israeli, Israeli women, Jewish community, military draft, military exemptions, Minecraft, mobilise, political activism, protest, religious exemptions, religious freedom, Server, social change, social justice, ultra-Orthodox, UltraOrthodox, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3406	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Votes:	7258
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where israeli women are taking on ultra-orthodox military exemptions by building giant pixel art of themselves kicking butt! join the fun and help them fight for equality in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles on this server! join now and be part of the revolution!

MuskCraft: No Secrets Here!

collaboration, concerns, Data Protection, Defense, elon musk, Espionage, Government, information sharing, innovation, intelligence, international relations, Israel, Musk, MuskCraft, national security, potential risks, Report, Secrets, SECURITY, sensitive data, spacex, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	5373	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest players, like elon musk and stuff. he’s like, this wild card who might share all his top secret data with everyone, so you gotta join to see what he’s up to. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure. join now before elon spills all the tea, yo!

Mystic Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, anime adaptation, Character development, comedic moments, comparison, Differences, emotional depth, high school setting, Japanese literature, Kingdom, light novels, Manga, mystic, plot twists, popular series, relationship dynamics, romantic comedy, Ryuuji Takasu, slice of life, source material, Taiga Aisaka, toradora

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Yo, bro, forget about LNs and anime, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure!

Dude, we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha-cha slide.

You won’t find any boring old books here, just pure chaotic fun in a blocky world.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Christmas Trans Boy Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Boy, celebration, christmas, Diversity, Festive, Gender Identity, gift, Happiness, holiday, Inclusivity, joy, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, PRESENT, smp, Trans, trans boy, Transgender, transgender boy, wish, Wishlist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be your crazy self.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!

ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

bridal shower, Communication Issues, event planning, ex-stepmom, ExStepMomDrama, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, guest list, invite list, Minecraft, party planning, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister drama, social etiquette, uncomfortable situation, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!

BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	53	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Votes:	9868
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8152

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1094
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9673	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!