Join us for a belly-rub-free experience where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unwanted belly attention. Plus, our virtual babies are way cuter than any real-life ones, so why bother with the drama?
Don’t be an asshole like the people in your life, join our server and let your virtual belly be free from unwanted touches. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama queens and belly rubbers.
But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.
Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.
🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?
👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!
💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂
So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪
– We have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig with laser eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power? – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They take their job very seriously. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the server that is guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it? – We host weekly build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep. Just imagine the envy of all your friends! – And last but not least, we have a legendary player known as the Blackpill Wizard who will bestow upon you the ultimate wisdom of the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of enlightenment anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
Immerse yourself in a world where in-laws go overboard with shopping and demand you take their stuff NOW, even if you overslept and they invited you over. Will you stand your ground like a boss or run away like a chicken? The choice is yours on our server!
Experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world, where you never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of in-law drama in Minecraft!
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual nursery for Becca’s baby, complete with pixelated cribs and baby creepers. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience the chaos of Minecraft instead?
Don’t worry about getting kicked out like poor OP in the story above. On our server, everyone is welcome to stay and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict “no crying over virtual blocks” policy – unless they’re tears of joy from finding diamonds, of course.
So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own baby daddy (or mommy) in the pixelated world of Minecraft. See you there!
Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!
But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!
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Vanilla Survival • Server Version: 1.21.1 • 24/7 Uptime • Custom Items• Hourly Server Backups • Grief Prevention • Land Claims • Economy • Player Shops •
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Kelds is a fun server to play with you and all of your friends! It has been running since 2019, providing unforgettable memories that will always be remembered. Join Kelds and enjoy gamemodes such as Survival, Creative, and Skyblock! More gamemodes are to come with the revamp!
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| 1.21 Classic PRISON |
| ANCALADORE |
| Economy & Jobs |
| Land Claims |
| Creative |
| Battlefields |
| KAOSS The Badlands |
Join this Minecraft server for a variety of gameplay options including Prison, Land Claims, Economy, and more. Create your own adventure, rise to the top, become a legend, and build your own world. Imagination is your greatest limit on this server.
A: This server supports both Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft, allowing for cross-play.
A: KAOSS The Badlands is a Vanilla semi-anarchy gameplay mode on the server.
A: Ancaladore is an enhanced world on the server with options for land claims, player-based economy with shops and auctions, TheGap for extra resource needs, and additional enchant books.
A: In the Prison Mines, you can expect mine plots, special locations like Fairyland, Wizard Hideout, and Dragon Lair, special enchants, dungeon maze with loot chests and Pirate Hideout, upcoming features like Bank Heist and Home Robbery, prison breaks, teams, PVP arena, ranks, and perks.
A: The Kingdom & Battlefields offers a Real World Earth Map with economy options like basic and prestige, Wars Battle Map, regular resource world and shops in Highlands, prestige resource world with special mobs and PVP world in DeepRun, and more mining options like Gemstone, Flex, Zeta, and others.
A: Visit www.kingdomscalling.com to join the Discord server and learn more. You can also access the server at enter.kingdomscalling.com with Bedrock Port 19135.
Well, guess what, on this Minecraft server, you can do just that and more!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the chance to build the most insane structures you can imagine.
Forget about reality, let your wildest dreams come true in this wacky world where anything is possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!
Join us and be like my boyfriend, who is so good at his job in a callcenter that he outshines all his colleagues. Just like how he sold something to a client who was dissatisfied with the previous woman he talked to. Clearly, he’s the best at everything he does, just like you will be on our server!
Don’t worry about being humble or fair, just come and show off your skills and let everyone know that you’re the best player around. Who needs to consider other people’s perspectives when you’re as amazing as you are? Join now and let the bragging begin!
On our server, you can build your own virtual government and see if you can outsmart Musk in a game of political intrigue and power struggles. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his right-hand man and help him take over the digital realm!
So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lines between reality and virtual reality are blurred, and where the only rule is that there are no rules. Join us now and let’s see if you can handle the madness that is Elon Musk’s Minecraft server!
oh, and get this, our server is so epic that it once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. true story, bro.
also, did we mention that our server is, like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground? yeah, we’re basically rolling in bling over here.
so, if you want to join a server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then come on over and join the fun! you won’t regret it, dude.
