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BabyDaddyBannedFromDaughter
Looking for a Minecraft server to distract you from your drama-filled life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from baby daddy drama and lying exes. Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build a virtual world where the only drama is whether or not you have enough diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family cheering you on. So come join us and leave the baby daddy drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds instead? -
JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?
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VitDTestNot4U
come join our epic minecraft server where we test your vitamin d levels and give you supplements in game! only players aged under 18, over 75, pregnant, or at risk for prediabetes can join this wild adventure. watch out for the vitamin d zombies that roam the land, they will steal your supplements and leave you feeling weak and tired. battle your way through dungeons filled with giant vitamin capsules and face off against the evil vitamin d deficiency boss. join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you feeling healthier and stronger than ever before! -
ExWifeKidneyHelp Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.On our server, you can build your own virtual house just like the husband in this story built a house for his ex-wife in Mexico. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your past relationships or the shady deals you make with your exes.
Join us and experience the thrill of confronting your fellow players about their mysterious transactions, just like the OP did when she found out her husband was selling stuff from their house. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in our virtual world!
And don’t worry about tight finances on our server – we offer endless opportunities for virtual wealth and success. Maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between helping out your ex or facing the wrath of your pregnant partner. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is filled with drama, excitement, and plenty of opportunities for outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
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MeOrTheDog Minecraft Server
Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.
With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.
Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!
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FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.
So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!
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Skeletons & Preggos Server
Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, I’m tellin’ ya! Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, there are always pregnant people walkin’ around, like ALL the time. And get this, the average number of skeletons per body is higher than one! Can you believe it? It’s like a freakin’ skeleton party up in here! So if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and have a blast, join this server NOW! You won’t regret it, I promise! -
VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!
join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us! -
GodmotherGoneWild Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring family drama and awkward godparent situations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who had a sister-in-law with baby envy. She was so jealous of their adorable little Minecraft baby that she couldn’t even look at him without rolling her eyes. But fear not, on our server, we don’t tolerate any baby-hating drama!
So come on over and build your dream world with us. Who needs a toxic godmother when you can have a whole community of supportive players to have your back? Join now and leave the family drama behind!
