we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!
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BabyWeight Boosters Server
Australian plant, BabyWeight, betel nut, birth outcomes, Boosters, Fetal development, harmful substances, health risks, lower birthweight, maternal behavior, maternal health, nicotine exposure, pituri, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research findings, Server, smokeless tobacco, snuff, substance abuse, tobacco use, traditional medicineso, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength! -
ChoiceCraft 1.21
Ability, aging, Alien, CHANGE, choicecraft, Consuming, control, diet, dreams, eternal youth, Flesh, gift, Manipulation, PARASITE, Pregnancy, REJUVENATION, sex, Sorcerer, transformation, VEGETABLES, WaterYo, bro, imagine this – on this Minecraft server, you can choose between becoming a shapeshifter by eating someone’s flesh or carrying an alien inside you for cash money! It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real! And if that’s not wild enough, you can control someone’s mind by eating only veggies and water, or stay forever young by having sex but getting older each time. It’s like a twisted fairytale come to life, man! Join us and choose your destiny, but choose wisely – things are about to get crazy up in here! -
ChristeningChaos
Boyfriend, CANDLES, ceremony, christening, ChristeningChaos, emotions, family, Formula, godmother, godparents, hurt, hurt feelings, Labor, leaving early, MIL, Niece, OFFENDED, Pregnancy, reaction, reception, sisterWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the ultimate godparent you are! If you’ve ever been snubbed at a christening like our player here, fear not – on our server, you’ll be the top godparent in town!Join us and experience the thrill of being the most important person in your niece’s life (even if she’s just a pixelated block)! Build the ultimate christening venue, craft custom invitations, and hire virtual caterers to celebrate your niece’s big day.
And if anyone dares to snub you on our server, don’t worry – we’ll make sure they’re banished to the far corners of the Minecraft world, where they can reflect on their poor choices. So come join us and show the world what a true godparent looks like – in the virtual realm, at least!
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BabyBlocks Minecraft Server
3 week old baby, APPOINTMENTS, BabyBlocks, bills, birthday gift, blaming fiancée, christmas, defended fiancée, delivery room, entitled mother, Gender Reveal, last name, late gift, Minecraft, neglecting, new baby, outcasting, parental leave, Pregnancy, Ridiculous, Server, tight budget, UnderstandingAre you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who think the world revolves around them? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic family dynamics.Forget about buying expensive gifts for birthdays – on our server, the only gift you need is a diamond pickaxe! Build a birthday cake out of blocks and celebrate in style. And if your virtual mom starts causing trouble, just block her (literally) and move on with your day.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? It’s time to game on and leave the family drama at the door.
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CraftyGrandpaJr
ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, UpsetAre you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!