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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 459 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
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