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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3800 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)