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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9214 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5444 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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