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  • BirthdayCreep: Preggo Drama Mine!

    BirthdayCreep: Preggo Drama Mine!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Bewildering Birthday Blockade! 🎉🔮

    Prepare to plunge into a phosphorescent chasm of chaotic friendships, unreal scandals, and blocky betrayals! Here within this server, the lines between sanity and absurdity blur like a glitched pixel in a vast, voxel universe. Run, don’t walk, to claim your spot in a reality where birthday celebrations are collateral damage in the war of absurdibility!


    🌪️ The Great Pregnant Odyssey

    We’ve crafted a pixelated reflection of a birthday festivity gone awry. Join your fellow miners on escapades that might lead you to the heart of a friendship that echoes ominous, yet mundane truths.

    This server is not just a playground; it’s an existential debate on whether or not your friends owe you at least a sliver of consideration when you’re conceptually cooking life within!


    Server Features that Will Make Your Brain Hurt:

    Feature Description
    Uber Phantom Experience the terror of calling for a ride—with invisible cars that may or may not have drivers who listen! Don’t ask them for help; they fear the depths of your need!
    Sleet of Misunderstanding Weather in this realm is often contradictory! One moment, it’s sunny, and the next, your friend is trapped under an imagined avalanche of snow—giving you a new way to ponder trust!
    Defensive Friend Mechanic Watch out for the Brat Card! This powerful ability allows a player to flip the script and shift blame in a way that feels eerily familiar.
    Chaotic Hot Tub Instances Engage in spas that bend the laws of safety for all new moms—because who cares about your health when you can bubble with chaos?

    🚨 Disturbing Warnings from the Void

      • This server may cause existential dread! Entering may trigger intimacy issues, sudden compassion voids, and acute existential crises—with a splash of delightful chaos!
      • Rumor has it, unBLOCKing friends can result in spirals of real-life drama! Many have ventured forth, only to find themselves re-evaluating their entire social circles.

    Controversial Testimonials:

    “I thought I was celebrating my birthday until I found out it was her personal victory lap.” —Anonymous Observer, ensnared in a paradox of feelings.


    FAQ (None of Which Will Help You)

      • Q: Can I escape the chaos? A: Why would you want to? The madness is delightful!

      • Q: What if I don’t like my friends? A: What’s a friendship? A transient construct of your fragile reality.

    đź”® Secret Features of Ultimate Unpredictability

      • Luck Be a Block: A mystical block exists that can change your friend’s feelings on a whim! Simply roll the dice and dive into a tornado of emotions—beware, your friends may suddenly be the enemy!
      • The Conspiracy of the Faceless Neighbors: Join forces in whispers against those who dare not share their Uber secret codes! They might be plotting against you as you build your own narrative.

    The Grand Invitation:

    Join us, brave builder! Here, we make sense of the absurd and transform the day-to-day chaos into chaotic quests! Birthdays? Spirited away! Friends? Unmask them as figments of your troubled imagination! Unearth the truth that friendship itself is merely an idea inside a blockhead’s mind!


    Gather your items, don your armor of absurdity, and take your first step into a world where your friends’ needs become the canvas for your bewildering birthday battle. Will you ally yourself with confounding characters or face the chucking chaos of life alone? The choice is yours!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life pregnancies and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and never worry about invasive personal questions or condescending comments again.

    On our server, you can keep your pregnancy a secret until the baby is actually born, just like in the game where you can keep your diamonds hidden until you’re ready to reveal them. No need to deal with anyone telling you to “hug your bump” or dismissing your feelings – here, you’re the master of your own virtual universe.

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild without the stress and drama of real life. Build your own baby bump castle or go on epic quests to find the rarest blocks. And remember, on our server, you’re not just a baby vessel – you’re a Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BabyBlocker2021

    BabyBlocker2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

    Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

    So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TunaFreeZone Minecraft Server

    TunaFreeZone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the smell of unrefrigerated tuna and judgmental coworkers!

    Join us for a pregnant-friendly environment where you can eat all the cold sandwiches and fruits your heart desires without fear of barfing. Our sense of smell is perfectly normal, so you won’t have to worry about any strong odors ruining your day.

    We promise not to let anyone bring unrefrigerated tuna onto the server, so you can game in peace without the threat of nausea. Plus, our HR department is non-existent, so you won’t have to deal with any workplace drama like in the real world.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and leave the tuna drama behind. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • "Vanilla SMP: Where our hermits are getting too old for this s**t!"

    "Vanilla SMP: Where our hermits are getting too old for this s**t!"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description We are an 18+ tight-knit community that enjoys engaging with one another in a lively and drama free Minecraft world. The perfect place to make new friends, create, and hang out! Player shops, events, and collaborative projects are all heavily encouraged.
    Add-Ons We use quality of life add-ons akin to those found on HermitCraft to enhance the multiplayer experience while maintaining vanilla gameplay. Additionally, An optional resource pack allows players to submit their own custom models, hats, and items to be used for minigames, events, or more!
    How to Join If you are interested in joining us for Minecraft version 1.21, you can fill out an application on our Discord! New applicants won’t be whitelisted for this current season, but a world reset is planned once 1.21 releases. We anticipate this happening early to mid June. Until then, Wait List members are welcome to engage on our discord and in polls that shape the rules of next season.
    Links Discord: https://discord.gg/jjFJxWBduz Bluemap: http://mc.sweetvanilla-smp.com:8123 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBFbXBLKJ0

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? Yes, all players must be 18 years or older to join the server.
    Can players interact with each other in-game? Yes, player interaction is encouraged through events, collaborative projects, and player shops.
    Are there any special add-ons or mods used on the server? We use quality of life add-ons similar to those found on HermitCraft to enhance the multiplayer experience while keeping the gameplay vanilla.
    When is the next world reset planned? A world reset is planned once Minecraft version 1.21 releases, which is anticipated to happen early to mid June.
    How can I join the server? If you are interested in joining, fill out an application on our Discord. New applicants won’t be whitelisted for the current season, but can engage in discussions and polls for the next season.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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