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Pregnancy Struggles

  • BirthdayCreep: Preggo Drama Mine!

    BirthdayCreep: Preggo Drama Mine!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Bewildering Birthday Blockade! 🎉🔮

    Prepare to plunge into a phosphorescent chasm of chaotic friendships, unreal scandals, and blocky betrayals! Here within this server, the lines between sanity and absurdity blur like a glitched pixel in a vast, voxel universe. Run, don’t walk, to claim your spot in a reality where birthday celebrations are collateral damage in the war of absurdibility!


    🌪️ The Great Pregnant Odyssey

    We’ve crafted a pixelated reflection of a birthday festivity gone awry. Join your fellow miners on escapades that might lead you to the heart of a friendship that echoes ominous, yet mundane truths.

    This server is not just a playground; it’s an existential debate on whether or not your friends owe you at least a sliver of consideration when you’re conceptually cooking life within!


    Server Features that Will Make Your Brain Hurt:

    Feature Description
    Uber Phantom Experience the terror of calling for a ride—with invisible cars that may or may not have drivers who listen! Don’t ask them for help; they fear the depths of your need!
    Sleet of Misunderstanding Weather in this realm is often contradictory! One moment, it’s sunny, and the next, your friend is trapped under an imagined avalanche of snow—giving you a new way to ponder trust!
    Defensive Friend Mechanic Watch out for the Brat Card! This powerful ability allows a player to flip the script and shift blame in a way that feels eerily familiar.
    Chaotic Hot Tub Instances Engage in spas that bend the laws of safety for all new moms—because who cares about your health when you can bubble with chaos?

    🚨 Disturbing Warnings from the Void

      • This server may cause existential dread! Entering may trigger intimacy issues, sudden compassion voids, and acute existential crises—with a splash of delightful chaos!
      • Rumor has it, unBLOCKing friends can result in spirals of real-life drama! Many have ventured forth, only to find themselves re-evaluating their entire social circles.

    Controversial Testimonials:

    “I thought I was celebrating my birthday until I found out it was her personal victory lap.” —Anonymous Observer, ensnared in a paradox of feelings.


    FAQ (None of Which Will Help You)

      • Q: Can I escape the chaos? A: Why would you want to? The madness is delightful!

      • Q: What if I don’t like my friends? A: What’s a friendship? A transient construct of your fragile reality.

    đź”® Secret Features of Ultimate Unpredictability

      • Luck Be a Block: A mystical block exists that can change your friend’s feelings on a whim! Simply roll the dice and dive into a tornado of emotions—beware, your friends may suddenly be the enemy!
      • The Conspiracy of the Faceless Neighbors: Join forces in whispers against those who dare not share their Uber secret codes! They might be plotting against you as you build your own narrative.

    The Grand Invitation:

    Join us, brave builder! Here, we make sense of the absurd and transform the day-to-day chaos into chaotic quests! Birthdays? Spirited away! Friends? Unmask them as figments of your troubled imagination! Unearth the truth that friendship itself is merely an idea inside a blockhead’s mind!


    Gather your items, don your armor of absurdity, and take your first step into a world where your friends’ needs become the canvas for your bewildering birthday battle. Will you ally yourself with confounding characters or face the chucking chaos of life alone? The choice is yours!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life pregnancies and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and never worry about invasive personal questions or condescending comments again.

    On our server, you can keep your pregnancy a secret until the baby is actually born, just like in the game where you can keep your diamonds hidden until you’re ready to reveal them. No need to deal with anyone telling you to “hug your bump” or dismissing your feelings – here, you’re the master of your own virtual universe.

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild without the stress and drama of real life. Build your own baby bump castle or go on epic quests to find the rarest blocks. And remember, on our server, you’re not just a baby vessel – you’re a Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlocker2021

    BabyBlocker2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

    Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

    So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TunaFreeZone Minecraft Server

    TunaFreeZone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the smell of unrefrigerated tuna and judgmental coworkers!

    Join us for a pregnant-friendly environment where you can eat all the cold sandwiches and fruits your heart desires without fear of barfing. Our sense of smell is perfectly normal, so you won’t have to worry about any strong odors ruining your day.

    We promise not to let anyone bring unrefrigerated tuna onto the server, so you can game in peace without the threat of nausea. Plus, our HR department is non-existent, so you won’t have to deal with any workplace drama like in the real world.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and leave the tuna drama behind. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Border Realms

    Border Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    NEW 1.19.2 Minecraft Skyblock Server! Enchants, Koth, Spawners and so much more are available for all players! We offer a unique take on the classic skyblock gamemode! New Features will be added with every season!

    We offer all of our members to have a fun and safe experience!

    play.borderrealms.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Laterreta survival

    Laterreta survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to LaTerreta Network! Survival, Skyblock, Skywars and Creative Server!!!!! Enjoy with your friends, 0 lag, the best experience, well-equipped staff. What are you waiting for?!

    play.mclaterreta.es

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NullHaven 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    NullHaven 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to NullHaven! We are a friendly community of players united by nostalgia forversion 1.5.2 and old Minecraft. On our server you can definitely find something of your own, be it pleasantcommunication, the opportunity to build something grandiose or just remember the old days.

    We have an adequate and responsible administration that allows you to play without tension and discomfort and quicklysolving in-game issues, as well as a good technical component of the server, ensuring an enjoyable gamewithout lags or sagging.

    There is a minimum donation on the server, and what can be purchased does not provide any significant advantages to donors. We alsowe do not sell creative, VIP, admin panels and other privileges, only trusted people get access to moderation,capable of responsibly approaching issues of helping players and ensuring order on the server.

    Welcome to NullHaven! We are waiting for everyone and everyone is welcome 🙂

    nullhaven.one

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NewSurvivalServer

    NewSurvivalServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    NewSurvivalServer is a brand spanking new 1.19 survival server! We focus all on our community and enjoy interacting with players regularly. The server offers a traditional Minecraft experience that we all know and love but with some amazing additional features.

    Everybody is welcome to play and I personally can’t wait to see you online and greet you myself! What are you waiting for? JOIN NOW!

    play.newsurvivalserver.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Imperium

    The Imperium

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Imperium is a geo-political worldbuilding server which opened November 30th 2022. This server has something for everyone, politics, war, rp, economy, and hidden secrets throughout the realm.

    imperium.mcserver.io

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lootcraftmc

    Lootcraftmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    play.LootCraftMC.net

    LootCraft is a legendary survival and minigames network where you can rank up by voting, everything on our safe survival server Blue is 100% grief protected, and the staff are friendly and helpful. We do our best to preserve your semi-Vanilla survival experience. On blue we do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are completely safe. If you like pure survival, this is the server for you!

    Each vote gets you closer to the next rank up, and each new rank gets you additional /sethome’s.

    Use the teleport pad at spawn or /rtp to get far away and start your game!

    The world border is 10k and our servers are brand new so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in !

    play.LootCraftMC.net

    play.lootcraftmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP