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Vitamin D Mama’s Minecraft Server
So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like being pregnant with 351 babies at once! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, cuz our vitamin D levels are off the charts, just like those preggo ladies in da study. And guess what? Our pregnancy outcomes are outta this world! So come join da fun and experience the miracle of life in Minecraft form. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
Blocky Babes Abortion Saga
join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience! -
PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles
maternal mortality, pregnancy complications, high-risk pregnancies, gestational surrogacy, pregnancy surrogacyHEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)
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PreggoCraft420
join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong! -
BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels
So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam. -
VaxCraft: No Stillbirths Here!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have no association between getting a vaccine and stillbirth like wut even is that correlation?? we did a study at yale and found out that our server is the safest place to play minecraft while pregnant like seriously no stillbirths here! plus, we have the craziest stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. join now for the most outrageous adventures and no stillbirths guaranteed! -
VaxCraft: No Baby Creeper Boom
so like, u know how some ppl r all like “oh no i cant get the vaccine when im preggers cuz itll mess up my baby”? well guess what, this new study is all like “nah fam, u good”. so like, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can rest easy knowing that even if u get the vaccine while preggo, ur baby gonna be just fine. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, cuz we all about that vaxxed and relaxed life, baby! -
Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4
Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.
Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!
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GiftReturnGriefCraft
Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!
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CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!
OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!