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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4124 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3567 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)