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WeddingCraft: NoSisNoBliss

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, candid photos, fake fainting, family conflict, family drama, fire alarm, Heartless, medication, NoSisNoBliss, overreacting, pregnancy joke, Promotion, Proposal, romantic proposal, ruined moment, sister, spiked punch, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1302	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of your sister ruining all your special moments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise proposals or fake pregnancies here, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any interference from attention-seeking siblings. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your sister’s shenanigans.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft community to play with? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory on the most drama-free server around!

PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

baby bump, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, Eating, eating for two, EXCUSE, EXPECTING, expecting twins, funny, humor, long tail, maternity, Motherhood, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy excuses, pregnancy humor, pregnancy joke, pregnant life, pregnant woman, shiting for two

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3580	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, Closure, communication skills, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, failed relationship, forgiveness, Healing Process, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship dynamics, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, trust issues

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of failed relationships in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the most essential lesson of all: never trust a creeper with your heart! Our server is filled with love potions, heart-shaped diamonds, and even a special “breakup island” where you can dump your ex’s items in a fiery pit of lava. Trust us, you’ll never look at relationships the same way again after joining our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary “Enderman of Love,” your next relationship will be guaranteed to last forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the laughs) begin!

CreeperConflict Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CreeperConflict, Defense, Existential, hezbollah, Hezbollah conflict, Hezbollah military, Hezbollah news, Hezbollah vs Israel, Israel, israel war, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military analysis, military source, Minecraft, Regional, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchantments Applied:	199
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8872
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war zone but with blocks! Imagine Hezbollah and Israel going at it in a battle to the death, but in Minecraft form. Our military sources say it’s gonna be the most epic showdown ever seen in the virtual world. Join now and witness the chaos unfold as these two factions duke it out in a fight for survival. Plus, there’s loot to be had and bases to raid, so come on and be a part of the action!

VanishingVillagers

Belarus, bilingualism, cultural heritage, eastern europe, language dominance, language endangerment, language policy, language preservation, language revitalization, language revival, language rights, language shift, linguistic assimilation, linguistic diversity, linguistic imperialism, minority language, native language, Russian, Slavic languages, Vanishing, VanishingVillagers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Items Found:	5607
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the only language spoken is Belarusian! We out here tryna save da native language from being taken over by Russian, so if you wanna help us keep da culture alive, dis da place to be! Plus, we got llamas dat can speak fluent Belarusian and will guide you on epic quests to find da lost treasure of King Potato. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride! Join now and let’s save Belarusian together, one block at a time!

Nano Tube T Cell Fun

Cell, Fun, Nano, Tube

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have intercellular nanotubes that transfer mitochondria to enhance your t cell metabolic fitness! you’ll be unstoppable in battles against tumors and enemies in the game! imagine your t cells being supercharged with energy, ready to take down anything in their path! join now for the ultimate power-up experience in minecraft like never before!

What is the IP for MultiVersus Minecraft Server?

1v1, 2v2, Batman, brawler, Cartoon Network, dc comics, Dexter’s Laboratory, Fighting Game, free for all, free to play, looney tunes, microsoft, Minecraft, Multi Versus, Multiverse, multiverses, multiversus, Nubia, PC, pfg, platform fighter, Player First Games, PlayStation, Powderpuff, power puff girls, powerpuff girls, PPG, PS5, PvE, PvP, ranked, Reindog, Scooby doo, Server, Steam, Tom and Jerry, Unreal 5, Warner Bros, Warner Bros games, WB Animation, WB Games, wonder woman, Xbox Series X

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

MultiVersus is a highly anticipated fighting game developed by Warner Bros. Games and featuring popular characters from various franchises such as DC Comics, Looney Tunes, and more. With fast-paced gameplay and a diverse roster of fighters, MultiVersus promises to be a must-play for fans of the genre. Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting new title.

What are Minecraft servers like Heaven Reborn ?

Bedrock Compatible, chests, Cosmetics, Custom Enchants, Economy, Griefprevention, Human, MCMMO, physical shops, PvE, PvP, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, races plugin, renting, resource pack textures, Spawn, Supernatural, Survival, Talents, Vampire, werewolf

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	1157
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Immortal Realms: This server offers a similar supernatural theme with the ability to become a vampire, werewolf, or human. Players can enjoy custom races, abilities, and unique gameplay features that will keep them engaged for hours.
MysticCraft: Dive into a world of magic and adventure with MysticCraft, a server that offers a mix of supernatural elements and custom features. Discover new talents, explore custom enchants, and battle mythical creatures as you journey through this immersive Minecraft experience.
Enchanted Realms: Step into a realm filled with enchantment and mystery on this server that offers a unique twist on the supernatural theme. With custom races, talents, and a vast economy to explore, players can enjoy endless possibilities for adventure and excitement.
Shadowlands: Enter the Shadowlands, a server that combines supernatural elements with exciting gameplay features to create a one-of-a-kind experience for players. Join forces with other players to battle against supernatural beings, uncover hidden treasures, and embark on epic quests in this immersive Minecraft world.
Celestial Realms: Experience a celestial adventure on this server that offers a blend of supernatural themes and custom features to keep players entertained. Whether you choose to become a vampire, werewolf, or human, there are plenty of opportunities for excitement and exploration in this unique Minecraft world.

play.heavenreborn.com

MineBattles

1v1, Features, Fights, MineBattles, Minecraft, Popular, PvP, Revolutionize, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

At MineBattles, we want to revolutionize how PvP and 1v1 fights go. So we are bringing some of the most popular PvP features from all your favourite servers, into this one right here!

minebattles.net

Noob Friendly Minecraft Server

beginner GameMaker, Beginner programming, coding, computer programming, Friendly, game development, Game Programming, GameMaker, GameMaker language, GameMaker programming, indie game development, learning curve, learning GameMaker, learning programming, Minecraft, noob, programming, programming difficulty, programming for games, programming language, programming skills, Server, Software Development, software engineering

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you don’t need to know anything about programming to have a blast! In fact, the only programming language you need to know is the language of fun!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures where you’ll encounter talking pigs, flying llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! And don’t worry about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano!

So come on down and join the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs programming skills when you have unlimited fun waiting for you?

Horror Genre Savior Minecraft SMP

cult classics, discussion, fear, film, genre, Ghosts, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, Monsters, movies, Psychological, Save, SAVIOR, slasher, smp, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Too late, Vampires, Werewolves, zombies

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save the horror genre from extinction! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. It’s like a jump scare every time you turn a corner!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with spooky mobs and rare loot. But beware, the dungeon is also home to a group of zombie villagers who are trying to start their own reality show.

3. Our server is cursed with a never-ending night, so you’ll have to fend off hordes of monsters while trying to build your dream base. It’s like living in a horror movie, but with better graphics.

4. The only way to lift the curse on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. The Ender Dragon is a master of the Electric Slide and it’s up to you to out-dance it.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or block), join our server and help us save the horror genre before it’s too late!

InheritanceCraft Minecraft Server

bailing out, extended family, Fairness, family, financial assistance, financial crisis, Financial Security, financial struggles, Guilt, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, inheritance management, inheritance sharing, InheritanceCraft, Minecraft, parents’ wishes, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, Siblings, Struggling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in honoring the wishes of your virtual parents! Join us if you’re tired of constantly bailing out your siblings in the game and want to build your own virtual empire without feeling guilty.

On our server, you’ll be the youngest of three siblings who have inherited the majority of the virtual estate, including a virtual house and savings. Your older siblings are struggling financially in the game, but don’t worry, we won’t force you to share your virtual wealth with them. Instead, you can focus on building your own virtual future and not worry about being called greedy or heartless by your virtual extended family.

So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can thrive without the guilt of constantly rescuing your siblings. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way to share with your virtual friends!