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WeddingCraft: NoSisNoBliss

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of your sister ruining all your special moments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise proposals or fake pregnancies here, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any interference from attention-seeking siblings. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your sister’s shenanigans.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft community to play with? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory on the most drama-free server around!

PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

baby bump, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, Eating, eating for two, EXCUSE, EXPECTING, expecting twins, funny, humor, long tail, maternity, Motherhood, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy excuses, pregnancy humor, pregnancy joke, pregnant life, pregnant woman, shiting for two

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

F1nnCraft SMP: The Adventures of Thread

Adventures, Chat, Comments.., Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, F1nn, F1nn thread, F1nnCraft, forum, Interactive, internet, Media, ONLINE, Platform, Posts, smp, Social, Thread, Threads, Topic, Users

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Votes:	9417
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	815882
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	272

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you unlimited powers (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ParentalExile Minecraft Server

abusive in-laws, abusive parents, Cultural differences, daughter’s perspective, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational trauma, immigrant children, immigrant experience, immigrant family dynamics, immigrant parents, immigration, intergenerational abuse, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental expectations, ParentalExile, Server, Sponsorship

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4124	Void Gems Collected:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just waltz into your life and take advantage of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out unwanted relatives, like the abusive in-laws who think they can manipulate their way into your home. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots and keep toxic family members at bay.

Plus, you’ll meet other players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws. Share your stories and bond over ridiculous family drama while building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with fellow players who know what it’s like to deal with insane family dynamics. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own world!

BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Accountability, adulting, bills, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockOut, cleanliness, Communication, family, financial responsibility, INDEPENDENCE, Job, job stability, living situation, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingShenanigans, tough love

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	8929	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Votes:	1192	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat every day is bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can eat cake every single day without ever getting tired of it! That’s right, we have an unlimited supply of cake for all our players because we believe in living life to the fullest, one slice at a time.

Join us on this wild adventure where the land is made of candy, the animals wear party hats, and the trees grow lollipops. But be warned, the cake may be delicious, but it’s also cursed with a spell that turns players into dancing unicorns every full moon. So if you’re ready for a crazy, sugar-filled journey unlike any other, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the cake-eating festivities begin!

SnackCrafters3000

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6641	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as eating an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting? Look no further! Our server is like a bottomless pit of snacks, except instead of snacks, it’s endless fun and adventure in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and indulge in our virtual snack bar, where you can munch on virtual treats while building your dream world. Need a break from all the snacking? Take a dip in our lava pool or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cookie!

So come on over and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the snacks are plentiful and the fun never ends. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!

Allowed, asylum seekers, border control, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, european union, forced migration, government policy, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, HungaryCraft, Immigration Policy, international relations, legal implications, new law, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee rights, Refugees, social justice, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	9833
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience!

ThwaitesGlacierSafe2021

Antarctic Ice, Century, climate change, collapse, Environmental Science, geological research, glacial melt, ice dynamics, ice sheet, ice shelf, marine ice cliff instability, melting, Modeling, new research, polar regions, scientific study, Sea Level Rise, separate models, Stability, Thwaites Glacier, ThwaitesGlacierSafe2021

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	3844
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ores Mined:	8732
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

so, like, imagine this server, right? it’s like, so epic that even the Thwaites Glacier is like, “whoa, that’s cool, bro.” we got three separate models showing that this server is so stable, even the ice sheet is like, “i wanna join that server, sounds lit.”

join us and be part of the most stable Minecraft server in the universe. we’re so stable, even the marine ice cliff instability is like, “nah, i’m good, i’ll pass on collapsing today.”

come build, explore, and have a blast on our server. who needs stability in real life when you can have it in Minecraft? join us now and experience the epicness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mystmoor: Come for the semi-vanilla, stay for the PVP and anti-grief! No whitelist, just chaos and land claims!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4952
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Small Whitelisted Community
Enthusiasts of Classic Minecraft Experience

Overview:

Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Mystmoor provides:

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a small whitelisted community.
Are there friendly staff members?	Yes, there are friendly staff members ready to help.
Is the gameplay authentic vanilla?	Yes, with sensible enhancements.
Is cheating and griefing allowed?	No, there are strong measures against cheating and griefing.
Is there pay-to-win on the server?	No, there is no pay-to-win system in place.

BlockyBuccaneers Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of surprises and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we have TNT cannons).

Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft and hello to the most epic adventure of your life!

CraftyCity Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Metropolis

blocky, city exploration, city life, city parks, coastal city, CraftyCity, cultural diversity, historical architecture, Italian Cuisine, italy, local markets, Mediterranean climate, metropolis, Minecraft, outdoor cafes, Palermo, pedestrian-friendly, public transportation, sicily, smp, street art, tourist attractions, Urban planning, Vibrant Community, walkable sidewalks

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5016	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our city is so wild that even the sidewalks aren’t walkable – you’ll be dodging creepers, zombies, and even the occasional flying pig! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a city where chaos reigns supreme. Who needs walkable sidewalks when you can have a heart-pounding adventure around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of Palermo!