Pregnancy Joke MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WeddingCraft: NoSisNoBliss

Heartless, sister, spiked punch, wedding planning, Wedding

Are you tired of your sister ruining all your special moments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise proposals or fake pregnancies here, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any interference from attention-seeking siblings. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your sister’s shenanigans.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft community to play with? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory on the most drama-free server around!

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PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

Motherhood, Pregnancy, humor, bathroom etiquette, pregnant life

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

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Crafty Connect Crew

Komachi Panko, Gram Pico, Crafty, Fujikura Uruka, Tenma Maemi

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride with our insane cast of characters, including Lia the Ashelia who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, Nasa the Sleepwalker who builds epic structures in his dreams, and Iori the Deer who can tame creepers with her soothing voice.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Phase Connect where you can team up with Uruka the Firestarter to burn down entire forests for fun, or join Michiru the Purple Ninja in epic PvP battles where she disappears into thin air like a true master of stealth.

And don’t forget about Maemi the Sky Queen who can fly through the skies on a pig while raining down thunderstorms on unsuspecting players, or Pippa the Pumpkin Princess who can turn any block into a pumpkin with just a flick of her wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, if you dare!

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Crafty Malware Miners: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

worries, windows, Install malwarebytes, real-time, miners

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where we offer the ultimate in cybersecurity protection – by playing Minecraft!

Our server is so secure, it will make your antivirus software jealous. We have malwarebytes running 24/7 to block any blacklisted IP addresses trying to connect to your game. And if that’s not enough, we even have Windows firewall logs to show you just how many hackers are trying to take you down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, it will make your computer feel like it’s behind a fortress. Forget about getting hacked in real time – with us, you’ll be safe and sound, all while building your dream Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while dodging hackers left and right. Who knew cybersecurity could be so fun?

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Field MC: Where rainbow sheep roam freely among the vanilla beans! Join now for a hilarious adventure in version 1.20.6!

AREA, Safe, 1.20.6, appropriate, Friends

FieldSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Features	Multiple shops, detailed house building, creativity space, storyline making/Lore
Discord	https://discord.gg/UnVFNdCe
Spawn	Safe area for building shops and other structures
Season	Season 1
Seeking	Good builders

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I start multiple shops on the server?

Yes, you can start multiple shops on the server.

Is it allowed to spend time detailing my house on the server?

Absolutely, feel free to spend as much time as you’d like detailing your house!

Are there any restrictions on building structures on the server?

As long as the structures are appropriate, you are free to build whatever you desire.

Is there a specific theme or storyline on the server?

Players are encouraged to create their own storylines or lore on the server.

Is the server looking for any specific type of player?

The server is looking for good builders primarily.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by accessing our Discord server through the provided link.

Crafty Shooty Fun!

virtual reality, war games, Gaming, Entertainment, Single player

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a military shooter on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy explosions, and intense PvP action like you’ve never seen before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers launch a surprise attack on your base. But don’t worry, because our server has advanced military-grade weapons and armor to help you fend off the enemy. Take down those pesky creepers with a rocket launcher or blast them to bits with a grenade launcher – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also has custom-made maps that will blow your mind. Explore ancient ruins, futuristic cities, and even outer space as you embark on thrilling adventures with your friends. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure or encounter mysterious creatures along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft warfare like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old servers again.

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Pixelated Love Connection: Find Your Minecraft GF Today!

relationships, break up, Women, time off work, hang out

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of relationships and dive into a world of blocks and building!

Join us if you’re tired of girlfriends who demand too much of your time and just want to chill and play Minecraft in peace. Our server is a girlfriend-free zone where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any relationship drama.

Forget about spending hours on the phone or being expected to hang out all day on weekends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging out with is your trusty pickaxe and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So come join us and build your dream world without the stress of a demanding girlfriend. Who needs a real-life relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to?

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The Fake SMP: Full vanilla, Zero Ranks, Lots of Claims, No Crates, No Homes!

smp, Hacks, Ranks, unfair advantage, Griefing

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to The Real SMP. This is a friendly and welcoming server. We invite all types of players. We made this SMP at the start of this year and strive to make it better every day.

Features:

Feature	Description
Homes and Warps	Allowing players to teleport to previous locations instead of traveling long distances.
Community Spawn	A safe place to trade and build without griefing and raiding.
Player Cosmetics	Enjoy a range of player cosmetics for FREE!

Rules:

No inappropriate language

The use of profanity should be kept to a minimum. However, any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited.

No cheating

We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players: “hacks”, “cheats”. You may use mods like minimap and other mods that don’t change the game completely. Shaders are allowed.

Appeal Information

If you are ever banned on our Minecraft server, appeal here.

Socials:

Discord Server: Click Here
Website: Click Here

How to join:

Server IP: mc.therealsmp.com

We welcome you! So, join today…

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. How can I join The Real SMP server?

To join our server, simply use the server IP: mc.therealsmp.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on The Real SMP?

Yes, please refer to our Rules section above, including no inappropriate language and no cheating.

3. How can I appeal if I get banned from the server?

If you are banned, you can appeal by visiting our appeal page here.

4. Are there any player cosmetics available on the server?

Yes, players can enjoy a range of player cosmetics for free on The Real SMP.

5. Is griefing and raiding allowed on The Real SMP?

No, we have a Community Spawn where players can trade and build without griefing and raiding.

6. Can I use mods on The Real SMP server?

We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players. Mods like minimap and shaders are allowed.

Caffeine-Free ZenCraft

CaffeineFree, zencraft

Are you tired of your meditation being ruined by coffee addiction? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your coffee addiction behind! Our virtual world is caffeine-free and full of zen vibes to help you focus on your inner peace. Plus, rumor has it that mining diamonds is a great way to channel your newfound meditation skills. So say goodbye to coffee jitters and hello to a peaceful pixelated paradise. Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

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Crafty Dominatrixes: The ‘/Femdom/’ Minecraft Server

small act of kindness, Dominatrixes, Extreme crushing domination, Women empowerment, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take femdom to a whole new level with our Extreme crushing domination through kindness Edition! Only biological women are allowed on this server because we believe in worshiping women as the superior sex and giving them the royal treatment they deserve.

Join us for outrageous adventures where players compete to see who can be the most kind and generous to their fellow gamers. From building extravagant palaces for each other to showering each other with gifts, the possibilities are endless on our server.

One time, a player on our server went above and beyond by creating a massive statue of their friend out of diamonds as a token of appreciation. Another player organized a surprise in-game wedding for their friend complete with a virtual honeymoon in the Nether.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where kindness reigns supreme and femdom is taken to the extreme, look no further. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

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