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PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	464
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7332
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockBlingCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

CreeperControlUK

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the crazy world of violent rhetoric!!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons and creepers!!! forget about the real world drama and come build ur dream castle with ur new best friends, like steve and alex and even herobrine (if u dare). plus, our moderators are like super heroes, they’ll protect u from any meanies trying to ruin the fun. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!!!

Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Feature	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch Here
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the IP red.unitedlands.org in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the complete list of rules.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic only.

Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

A: You can join wars and combat by forming or joining towns and nations, and engaging in battles with others.

Q: Can I create my own town on the server?

A: Yes, players can create their own towns and claim lands to build and develop their own communities.

BrownEyedCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Want to stand out and embrace your unique weirdness? Look no further than our server! We welcome all white people with brown eyes because, let’s be honest, they do look pretty strange. But hey, that’s what makes us special! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and embracing your inner weirdo. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond block that matches your eye color perfectly! So come on, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

DecadeDwellers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.

3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.

CraftyInlaws: Mandatory Fun!

car accident, Conflict, CraftyInLaws, death benefit, disney world, Evil, Fall Break, family, family dynamics, family time, Fun, guardianship, Halloween, Mandatory, orphans, Priorities, Resentment, selfish, Siblings, teenagers, universal studios, vacation, vacation planning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to the next level? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Imagine a world where your in-laws die in a car accident, leaving you to raise your younger siblings-in-law. Now picture yourself fighting with your own family over whether or not these teens can come on a family vacation to Disney World. Who needs soap operas when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a player and their mom, as they argue over the teens tagging along on the trip. Will family bonds be broken? Will the teens get to experience the magic of Disney? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9%

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you a Minecraft pro looking for a challenge? Do you want to flex your skills and show off your epic builds to the world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to dominate the virtual world like a boss.

We’ve got crazier mobs than your wildest nightmares, like zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding. Our world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting for you to conquer them.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a villager who thinks he’s a superhero, you’ll never be bored with the antics going on in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show off your mad Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

AstroCraft: Cheaper than SpaceX

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Star Shards Collected:	104
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Tired of waiting for commercial space travel to become affordable? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers you the chance to explore outer space without breaking the bank! Join us and blast off into a world of endless possibilities where you can build your own rocket ships, colonize distant planets, and even battle alien mobs for space supremacy. Who needs Elon Musk when you have us? Join now and start your intergalactic adventure today!

KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	0

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u gotta evacuate like u in a war zone? well this server got u covered fam. we got 76,000 players evacuated as ukrainian troops push into russia’s kursk region. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs. join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for the last player standing. come join the madness, if u dare.

BeatBlockMC

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	180
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own music studio and become the next big thing in the music world! forget about being a boring miner or farmer, come make sick beats and rock out with ur block out! who needs diamonds when u can have platinum records, amirite? join now and show the world that u are the next minecraft mozart!