Pregnancy Health MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PreggoGymSass or MILpissOffGymTime

PreggoGymSass, pregnancy stress, gym, MILpissOffGymTime, pregnancy safety

🌟🚀🌈 WELCOME TO THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! 🌟🚀🌈

🤰🏼🏋️‍♀️ PREGNANT PLAYERS WELCOME! 🏋️‍♀️🤰🏼

Are you a badass mom-to-be who loves to stay active? Do you want to show off your baby bump while slaying dragons and building epic castles? Then this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with light weights, walking, and stretching – all while keeping your baby safe and sound. Forget about sitting at home and “acting like a proper pregnant woman” – on this server, we embrace the power of prenatal workouts!

But beware, there’s a villain lurking in the shadows… your mother-in-law! She’ll try to sabotage your gains and tell you that you’re “asking for a miscarriage.” But fear not, for you have the support of your husband and a whole community of pregnant warriors ready to back you up.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that pregnant women can kick butt in Minecraft too! 💪🤰🏼💥 #PregnantPower #MinecraftMamas

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Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, vaccination, immunization, Pregnancy health, vaccine benefits

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

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BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

maternal microbiome, brain development in babies, fetus, brain health, maternal gut flora

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

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PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

Gestation, PreggoCraft, health risks, Beauty Products, Risk

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Explore, water sports, bucket list, Minecraft, canal swimming

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of swimming in the canals of Amsterdam without ever leaving your computer chair! Our virtual canals are filled with pixelated tulips, floating bicycles, and even the occasional Minecraft version of Vincent van Gogh. Who needs a plane ticket when you can dive into this Dutch dream world right from your own home? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond windmill, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a pig through a field of cheese wheels. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the virtual wonders of Amsterdam!

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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

wedding etiquette, Communication Issues, guest list, Breakup, Minecraft

Are you ready for the most epic Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the military!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle with your friends when suddenly, a wedding invitation arrives. But wait, there’s no plus one for your girlfriend! Will you accept the invite and risk her wrath? Will she feel disregarded and excluded? Will you have to fight off creepers and zombies while dealing with relationship drama?

Join our server and find out! Who’s wrong here? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast navigating through military friendships, relationship woes, and Minecraft adventures like never before. Plus, there’s a chance you might even run into a socially awkward friend who doesn’t have social media. What more could you ask for in a Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate LOLs and unforgettable moments!

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Work-SiblingzCraft

travel partner, inappropriate, healthy relationship, Assumptions, Apology

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect work-husband or work-sister? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama and love triangles of office life in blocky form.

Imagine traveling across the state with your work buddy, only to have them declare their love for you in front of the whole office. Will you reciprocate their feelings or awkwardly call them your work-sister to diffuse the situation? The choice is yours on our server!

With hilarious mishaps like forgetting items in your virtual hotel room and showing up sweaty and stinky to virtual breakfast meetings, you’ll never have a dull moment. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your true work-love among the pixelated cubicles.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of office relationships like never before. Who needs HR when you have blocks and pixels to navigate your way through workplace romances?

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PeeveCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, Negativity, annoying habits, lack of empathy, Selfishness

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with annoying players who steal your diamonds and grief your builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner troll as we encourage players to prank each other with ridiculous traps and hilarious hoaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pet Peeve Arena,” where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but their biggest pet peeves as weapons. From players who leave floating trees to those who never refill the communal chest, anything goes in this wacky arena of annoyance.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new pet peeve or two along the way.

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SafeHazardCraft

Safety, SafeHazardCraft, hazardous, safety regulations, ignorance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where danger lurks around every corner but everyone acts like it’s just a walk in the park! Join us if you’re looking for a thrill like no other, where creepers are actually your best friends and skeletons throw dance parties in the Nether.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a crush on our admin, Steve. Rumor has it that he once serenaded her with a rendition of “I Will Always Love You” and she let him ride on her back for a victory lap.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their wool trade. If you can crack their secret code of llama noises, you might just become the richest player in the game.

So come join us on our server, where danger is just a game and the only rule is to have a good time!

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HeritageTheater Minecraft Server

historical preservation, #authorities, Reconstruction, Minecraft, outdoor theater

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the destruction of UNESCO world heritage sites for funsies! watch as russian occupation authorities tear down historic landmarks and replace them with outdoor theaters. it’s like watching a trainwreck, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a front row seat to the chaos and destruction! #historyisoverrated #minecraftmadness #russiandestroyers

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