ChaosCraft: Auntie Drama!

Drama, medical concerns, AUNTIE, trust and respect, pregnancy concerns

Welcome to the Bizarre Blocktopia 9000!

Get ready to dive into a realm where the cobblestone gleams with the tears of past players and the creepers sing lullabies at dusk. Our server is a glitched portal to a universe where everything is possible, and nothing makes any sense at all! Join us, or don’t. Either way, we’ll still tell your secrets to the moon!

Server Features that are Totally Real!

Feature	Description
Infinite Lava Lakes	Swim freely in these molten pools. Best for introspection and existential crises!
Unicorn Spawning Zone	Friendliest creatures that eat diamonds and tell you your darkest fears.
Mind Reading Villagers	Trade with them at your own peril; they know too much!
Time Travel Portals	Step in and find yourself in 404, or was it 3021? Good luck figuring it out!
Scarecrow Council	They hold monthly meetings to discuss the state of the pumpkins… and your future.
Color-Changing Grass	It changes based on your mood! Hopefully, you’re not too blue.

What the Players Are Squawking About!

“I swear the enderman stole my sandwich… again!”

“Is it normal to have a talking chicken ask you about taxes?”

“The grass was purple but now it’s screaming at me, HELP!”

“Just found out my cat is here and he’s riding a pig. Impressive.”

Join Us or be Forever Alone in the Nether!

As you wander through our dizzying dimensions, remember: every block you break screams a little louder than the last, and your secrets are the currency of our chaos. Will you heed the call, or will you sink into the abyss where potato golems plot your demise?

WARNING: The squares are watching you. Don’t feed the pixelated wolves… or else!

PreggoPartyGoneWild

pregnancy friendship, pregnancy emotions, drinking during pregnancy, PreggoPartyGoneWild, pregnancy concerns

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend who drinks like a fish before finding out she’s pregnant? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building while being just as reckless as her!

We promise you won’t have to wait as long as she did to take a test to see if this server is the one for you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where drinking like a party animal is not only accepted but encouraged?

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic builds together, just like your friend created an epic hangover after that crazy party! Remember, on this server, the only thing you’ll be judging is how high you can stack those blocks!

Proud Daddy Minecraft SMP

love, proud child, smp, proud moment, encouragement

This Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to make your virtual daddy proud! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and wild shenanigans that will have you saying “I’m gonna make you proud, Daddy” every time you log on.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of our favorite foods to staging elaborate pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, a petting zoo full of creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly), and a roller coaster that will make you question your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start making your virtual daddy proud!

BonusBlockBrawl

SAVING, wedding expenses, personal savings, sibling, Financial goals

So, you’re tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire without anyone nagging you about money? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about down payments or wedding expenses. No more guilt trips from family members or disappointed parents – just you, your blocks, and endless possibilities.

Forget about being called selfish for wanting to prioritize your own goals. On our server, the only goal is to have fun and unleash your creativity. Who needs family support when you have a virtual world to conquer?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your masterpiece. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family tensions.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

GrownUpGamer, smp, Minecraft

Remember the good ol’ days when you used to spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? We’ve got the perfect SMP for you to relive those glory days and forget all about adulting!

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only responsibility you have is to build, mine, and survive. No bills to pay, no deadlines to meet, just pure unadulterated blocky fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Minecraft mobs who have formed their own society. Will you join forces with the Creepers and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Or maybe you’ll align yourself with the peaceful Sheep and build the most epic wool farm the world has ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting worries behind and join our insane Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless (and totally ridiculous)!

Pre-InternetCraft

screen-free, childhood memories, pastimes, Nostalgia, life before internet

Back in the dark ages before the internet, we were all just wandering around like lost sheep, trying to figure out how to survive without our daily dose of memes and cat videos. But fear not, for now there is a Minecraft server so epic, it will make you forget all about the prehistoric times of dial-up internet!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden potato temple, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant potato.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs the internet when you have flying pigs and potato magic at your fingertips?

What is the IP for theholygrail75 Minecraft Server?

the strongest battlegrounds combos, innovation awards, Server, the strongest battlegrounds tips, theholygrail75

Theholygrail75 is a passionate and knowledgeable content creator who specializes in creating engaging and informative content on various topics. With a keen eye for detail and a knack for storytelling, theholygrail75 has built a strong following online by sharing valuable insights and inspiring others to learn and grow. Their dedication to producing high-quality content has earned them a reputation as a trusted source of information within their community.

What Minecraft servers are similar to Vestria ?

PvE, Anti Pay-to-Win, Dedicated Staff, Plugins, Friends

TownyAge – TownyAge is a server that focuses on the Towny plugin, similar to Vestria. It offers a community-driven experience with a variety of unique features to keep players engaged.
PixelmonCraft – If you enjoy Pokemon and Minecraft, PixelmonCraft is the server for you. This server combines the popular Pixelmon mod with traditional Minecraft gameplay, providing a unique and immersive experience.
TheArchon – TheArchon is a network of servers that includes Towny, factions, and more. With a focus on balanced gameplay and a strong community, TheArchon offers a similar experience to Vestria for players looking for a variety of gameplay options.
AzertuMC – AzertuMC is another Towny server that offers a welcoming community and unique features. With a focus on fair gameplay and interactive events, AzertuMC provides a comparable experience to Vestria.
PrimeMC – PrimeMC is a network of servers with a Towny server among its offerings. With a focus on player-driven economy and community events, PrimeMC offers a similar experience to Vestria for players looking for a vibrant and engaging server.

play.vestriamc.com

LandScape

Vanilla, multiplayer, Competition, Survival, Redstone

Welcome to LandScape – Where Adventure Meets Innovation!

Why Join LandScape? -Unique VIP Perks: Our VIP members enjoy exclusive kits, including the legendary “Celestial Explorer” gear, granting them a cosmic edge in the world of LandScape. -Timed Loot Crates: Keep your eyes peeled for rare loot crates that spawn randomly across the world, filled with valuable items and surprises. Will you be the first to claim them? -Dynamic World: Explore a meticulously crafted landscape with stunning biomes, challenging dungeons, and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered. -Thriving Community: Join a friendly, active community of players who are always ready for an adventure, collaboration, or a friendly competition. -Exciting Events: Participate in regular events, from build contests to PvP tournaments, where you can win unique prizes and gain bragging rights!

198.244.202.198:2238

Elite World

Claims, Economy, Custom Gear, smp, Skills

An SMP that has many plugins like jobs, claims, skills, and custom gear. You can participate in dungeons and grow your kingdom and wealth. Don’t forget to choose a race and class at the beginning to gain extra stats.

85.190.167.222

Pregnancy Concerns

Welcome to the Bizarre Blocktopia 9000!

Server Features that are Totally Real!

What the Players Are Squawking About!

Join Us or be Forever Alone in the Nether!