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DoggoQuest Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where unexpected surprises await you at every turn! Just like the surprise pregnancy our player’s wife experienced, you never know what crazy twists and turns you’ll encounter in our virtual world.

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through challenging quests and build your own virtual empire. Who knows, you might even discover hidden secrets and unexpected joys along the way!

So come on, hop on this wild ride with us and experience the thrill of the unknown. Who knows, you might even find yourself expecting a Minecraft baby of your own! Just kidding…or are we? 😉

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1817	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, News, Politics, SECURITY, Server, shipment, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War, ZelenskysF16Fun

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	860173	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?

MaduroCraft: Election Edition

collected, controversy, Democracy, Disputed, Edition, election, electoral fraud, Government, international community, Latin America, lost election, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political, power struggle, Results, Show, socialist regime, south america, tallies, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.

RedeFireX

1.16.5, Adventure, Bases, Brasil, Brazil, Brazilian, Clan, Clans, Community, Fun, Gaming, Kits, Melhorservidor, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, RedefireX, Server, Sobrevivenciapvp, Survival, Survivalpvp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	628638
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7777	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Best survival server in Brazil!!Come and meet RedeFireX for 1.16.5count on parku system, clan, missions, bases, pvp and much more!!Enter and access the ip RedeFireX.mineserv.com

eua1.xmxcloud.net:26026

Divergent SMP: For 16+ aged players who can’t handle too much spice (Semi-Vanilla Server 1.20)

aged, application, Community, content creators, Creators, divergent, Events, Fun experience, Great, handle, java, Join, new, part, Play, Players, rules, season 6, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Spice, Time, Variety, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ores Mined:	4129	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Runes Activated:	1

Divergent SMP Overview

Server Type	Community-based Java server
Features	Regular events, variety of content creators, whitelisted
Season	Season 6 (new)
Application	Required
Join Now	Check out the rules and apply!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application and be approved by the community.

What rules should I be aware of?

Make sure to read and follow all the rules provided by the server admins to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

When are the events hosted?

The community regularly hosts events, so make sure to stay updated on the schedule through the server’s official channels.

Can I play with content creators?

Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators who play on the server, giving you the opportunity to interact and collaborate with them.

Is the server regularly updated?

The server admins strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

NerveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, AUTHORITY, bancho, challenge, Confrontation, delinquent, Disrespect, high school, Identity, intimidation, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, nerve, NerveCraft, ORA ORA, Respect, Server, showing respect, tough guy, walking past, Yasukuni High, Yasukuni shrine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Hey there, you puny Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate bancho of Yasukuni High! That’s right, you better show some respect or else you’ll feel the wrath of our bancho!

Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!

Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, balance, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, education, family, family dynamics, FamTimeLimit, full-time job, future planning, Minecraft, part time job, personal development, personal growth, Priorities, quality time, relationships, responsibilities, self improvement, Server, support system, Time management

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of spending more time with your Minecraft villagers than your own family? Join our server and escape the clutches of overbearing relatives who just won’t let you play in peace! Our server is the perfect place to prioritize your time and finally finish that virtual Bachelor’s degree you’ve been working on for 8 years. Say goodbye to daily 30-minute phone calls and endless family visits, and say hello to a clean virtual apartment and a full-time job in the Minecraft world. Don’t let your in-game future be controlled by your real-life family – join our server and take back control of your gaming destiny! #PrioritizeYourBlocks

TripDipNoFriendship

aita, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, hurtful friend, interpersonal conflict, leaving a trip, personal boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, third wheel, toxic relationship, TripDipNoFriendship, unhealthy dynamics, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	1438
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1600	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time when your friend’s girlfriend told him to “go ahead and f*ck her” (yikes, talk about awkward!).

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only fights are between creepers and players, and where the only disrespect you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the dust – because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of the real world, just log on and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who won’t tell you to do anything inappropriate – unless it’s to team up and take down the Ender Dragon together! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind – because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures together.