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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7904 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1717 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
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