Omg guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have unlimited pizza parties every Friday night and the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco room where we have dance-offs with creepers. So, like, what’s your favourite drink? Mine’s definitely llama milk mixed with enchanted golden apples. Join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!
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SippinSMP – Fave Drink?
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CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly
so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!
so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!