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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8434 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so freakin’ awesome that you won’t even believe it, man.
like, we got, like, crazy cool builds and, like, the best players ever, like seriously, they’re like Minecraft gods or something.
and, like, if you don’t join, you’re gonna be missing out on all the fun and excitement, like seriously, you’ll be kicking yourself for not joining sooner.
so, like, come on and join us, cuz this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. you won’t regret it, like, at all.
