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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4496 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
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