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Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	23
Divine Spears Created:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9378	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	7492
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8102
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Animals Bred:	89
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3118	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ores Mined:	9388
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6111	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Potions Brewed:	66
Enchantments Applied:	119	Gods Slained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	2390
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3948	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	291
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021