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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3508 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.
Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.
So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
