WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, SHEEP THAT CAN RAP, AND CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!
JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, MINE DIAMONDS WITH A SPOON, AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT!
OUR MODS ARE SO CRAZY, THEY TURNED THE OCEAN INTO LAVA AND MADE THE MOON OUT OF CHEESE!
COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON IS AFRAID OF US! YEEHAW! 🤠🔥🐲🧀
Join us for a fun-filled adventure in a virtual world where you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs, without having to worry about missing out on precious time with your family.
Our server offers a better “salary” of in-game currency, so you can afford all the virtual babysitters you need to watch over your little Minecraft villagers while you’re away. Plus, our two days off per week are conveniently scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays, so you can still enjoy quality time with your pixelated offspring.
Don’t let your real-life friend’s drama get you down – join our server and let the blocks do the talking! Who needs HR referrals when you have a diamond sword in hand? Come on in and show them who the real boss is in this virtual world!
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NEW SMP SERVER OPENING SOON! MINESORY! IP ADDRESS: mc.minesory.com
Come join and invite all your friends to have a good time playing on the brand new minesory minecraft server
this is a gen server witch i need admins this server has plugins and is cross play and this server has prison survival and yeah talk to me in discord to get admin and messeg me if u want me to add plugins
Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.
And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and wings, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Potato Wizard, a magical spud who can conjure up the most delicious french fries you’ve ever tasted. But beware, he’s a bit of a prankster and may turn your enemies into mashed potatoes if they cross him!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs fast food when you can have fantasy food?
want to ride a giant flying squid? we got it! how about battling a dragon made out of cheese? yep, we have that too!
our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness!
