Predicted – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Sleepy Brain Impairment – Predicted!

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain health monitoring, brain waves, cognitive decline, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, early detection, impairment, long-term effects, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurology, Predict, Predicted, Sleep, sleep patterns, sleepy, Symptoms, Years before

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got the craziest stuff happening here. like, did you know our players’ brain waves are measured while they sleep? yea, that’s right, we can predict if you gonna be a genius or a potato years before you even know it. like, imagine logging in one day and finding out you gonna be the next einstein or something. so come join us, cuz we got the wildest predictions and the most insane stories to tell. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic journey of brain waves and cognitive impairment. let’s get weird together, fam!

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ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

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The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

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Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

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ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, customer service, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Events, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Program, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, special program, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZero

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our version 1.1 update is so wild, it’s called “Undercover R&B” because we’ve got secret agents Caesar King and Burnice White running around causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our current events include “First-Class Customer Service” where you can expect the unexpected, and “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that may or may not contain the secrets of the universe.

And coming soon, we have “Camellia Golden Week” where you can party like a rockstar, “Daily Life of a PubSec Officer” where you can fight crime in style, “Immersive Tactical Drill” where you can test your survival skills, and “Scene One, Take One!” where you can become the star of your own Minecraft movie.

But the real reason to join our server? Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK that will give you the power to conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

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SMPMastermind – Minecraft SMP >Do great at the initial phone screen

callback, Communication, face to face interview, follow-up, Great, gtdo, initial, initial phone screen, Interview preparation, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospect, Job Search, message left, Minecraft, missed call, patience, persistence, Phone, phone etiquette, PROFESSIONAL, response time, Screen, smp, SMPMastermind, Waiting

Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!

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CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

apo, assistance to family, bank account, cash app, Communication Issues, CreeperCousin, family drama, Family Support, financial assistance, financial struggles, homeless cousin, hotel room, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Overseas, parenting, pride, Safe Environment, School, Server, step dad, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, hotel room mix-ups, and cash app shenanigans!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?

Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”

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Granny’sBBQ>StepBroBash

birthday party invite, childhood trauma, family bbq, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family tensions, Family Values, generational divide, GrannysBBQStepBroBash, moving out, no contact, parental relationships, social media, step siblings, stepbrother’s birthday party, stepfamily

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Picture this: you’re a lone warrior in a world filled with blocks and endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends by your side. But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who understand the struggles of family drama. From lying moms to step-siblings begging you not to leave, we’ve seen it all. But on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the life you’ve always wanted.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s create a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

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MoneyMakingMinecraftSMP

business idea, Clever, Creative, creative thinking, entrepreneurial mindset, entrepreneurial spirit, Entrepreneurship, Financial Success, hustling, ingenuity, innovation, inventive, make money, money making, money making idea, MoneyMakingMinecraftSMP, outside-the-box, Resourceful, side hustle, Unconventional, Unique

Oh, let me tell you about the most outrageous way someone made money on our Minecraft SMP! So, there was this player who decided to start a llama rental service. Yep, you heard that right – llamas! They would rent out their llamas to other players for transportation or just for fun llama rides around the server. And get this, they even had a llama fashion show where players could pay to dress up the llamas in fancy outfits. It was hilarious and profitable at the same time! Join our server now and who knows, maybe you’ll come up with your own crazy money-making scheme!

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CraftyCurrencyWarz

#clandestine activities, #covert operations, Black Market, Counterfeiting, CraftyCurrencyWarz, currency manipulation, currency wars, economic espionage, economic sanctions, economic terrorism, economic warfare, fake currency, financial sabotage, Financial Stability, financial warfare, Hyperinflation.., illicit activities, Intelligence Operations, international relations, monetary policy, national security

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a master counterfeit currency maker! That’s right, you can print fake currency from enemy countries and cause chaos and hyperinflation like never before. Imagine the thrill of secretly distributing fake money and watching as the economy crumbles before your eyes. But beware, the authorities may be onto you, so be sure to hide your printing press well! Join now for a wild ride of economic sabotage and chaos!

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BloodyMinerGirlz

biology, Blood, BloodyMinerGirlz, equality, facts, gender, gender biology, gender differences, gender equality, gender health, gender statistics, health, human body, Lifetime, Medical, Men, menstruation, menstruation cycle, physiology, statistics, Women

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own period palace and fight off hordes of angry tampons! we got a special quest where u gotta find the magical pad of power to save the land from the evil cramp monster. plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombie pigmen. come join the bloody fun!

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Serenity SMP: Where Using a Bedrock in PvP Is Totally Encouraged!

Asia, banned, bedrock, Cheat, claim commands, Community, Doxxing, encouraged, Hack, Handouts, host, Join, MARK, Ping, PvP, Raid, repeat, Respect, Serenity, Skilled, smp, Survival, Thrive, Totally, Toxicity

Server Name	Bedrock Only Survival Server
Description	Survive, Thrive, Repeat. Build, raid, and make your mark on a world where only the best survive.
Server Rules	No Hacking/Cheating: Play fair or don’t play at all. Respect Others: No disrespect or harassment towards fellow players. No Doxxing: Revealing personal info about others will get you banned. Keep it Civil: Slurs are allowed, but keep it in-game and in moderation. No excessive toxicity. No Begging: Earn your keep, don’t ask for handouts.
Community	Join our community of skilled Survivors and raiders. (Try not to get raided, there’s no claim commands)
Server Location	Asia

FAQ

Q: What is the IP address?

A: The IP address is serenitysmp.online

Q: What is the Port number?

A: The Port number is 19132

Q: Can I hack or cheat on this server?

A: No, hacking or cheating is not allowed. Play fair or don’t play at all.

Q: Are there any claim commands on this server?

A: No, there are no claim commands. Try not to get raided by other players.

Q: What is the server’s ping like for players in Asia?

A: The server is hosted in Asia, so players in Asia can expect a good ping.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Catholic beliefs, catholic community, catholic dating, Catholic lifestyle, Catholic singles, Catholic values, catholicism, dating advice, dating as a Catholic, dating challenges, dating struggles, dating tips, faith-based relationships, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, Holycraft, love life, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, religious dating, Server, single Catholic

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a special potion that guarantees you’ll find the Minecraft girlfriend of your dreams, even if you’re Catholic! Just drink it and watch as all the pixelated ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most elusive creature in the game. Will you be the one to win her heart and ride off into the sunset on her scaly back? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

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/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Griefer’s Paradise

Anime, azur lane, blue archive, ecchi, F/GO, gacha, genshin impact, Girl’s Frontline, Griefers, honkai star rail, lewd, Mcsmp, Minecraft, mobile games, Neural Cloud, nikke, Paradise, Pictures, Scenarios, Sexy, Slutposting, smp, thighs, waifus

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take gacha slutposting to a whole new level! Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, on our server, we only care about one thing – sexy gacha girls!

Join us if you want to see your favorite waifus from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, and more come to life in pixelated form. We have created a special mod that turns every block into a voluptuous vixen, so you can literally build your dream harem!

But beware, the mobs on our server are not your typical zombies and creepers. They are all sexy gacha girls looking for some action, so be prepared to fight them off with your diamond sword and pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare loot drop in the form of a lewd fanart or a scandalous scenario.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with gacha sluts, lewd adventures, and endless laughs! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of thirst for those pixelated babes.

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