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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5587 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Potions Brewed: | 194 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
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