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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5406 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2218 | Potions Brewed: | 122 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!