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  • GAE Taylor’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    GAE Taylor’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of GAE Taylor, the player who single-handedly tried to turn the server into a giant chicken farm because he believed chickens were plotting against him.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with llamas who are secretly planning a llama uprising to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. Welcome to the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ez2EnterHrd2Exit – Minecraft SMP

    Ez2EnterHrd2Exit – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our Minecraft SMP server, of course! Once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or skeletons that come your way. Plus, they’re hilarious to watch in action.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

    3. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    4. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the rainbow unicorn pig. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s as amazing as it sounds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

    With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

    Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”

    ”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the sky, dropping golden apples in their wake for lucky players to collect. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to ride one of these flying pigs yourself – just watch out for the occasional bacon craving.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyAnimeLand

    BlockyAnimeLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

    UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySugarRush2022

    CraftySugarRush2022

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

    Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 6 weeks
    Version Java 1.20.6
    Crossplay Enabled No
    Player Slots 10 (will be increased)

    Additional Information:

      • Spawn-area is griefed but escapable
      • Opportunity to influence server direction as there are currently few players
      • No tolerance for lag machines; players will be banned
      • Allowed activities: Advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, cheating
      • Flying, extreme kill aura, no fall damage not allowed due to server lag
      • Nerfed Xray allowed

    IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

    Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

    Server playlist: Coming soon

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, the server is open for players to join
    Is there crossplay available? No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
    What is the player slot limit? Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
    Are there any banned activities? Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
    Is Xray allowed on the server? Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGelbooru Minecraft Server

    CraftyGelbooru Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to hit the epic milestone of 10 million GET (whatever that means) and you have the chance to steal it! That’s right, you can be the ultimate troll and snatch the glory right out from under everyone else’s noses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or maybe just a really good snack).

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Gelbooru!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /CEG/ – Cartoon Expansion Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /CEG/ – Cartoon Expansion Gang

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got expansion-related material galore, from breast and butt expansions to weight gain and inflation – all focused on human or humanoid characters. Cartoon and video game characters are welcome, so get ready for some crazy antics!

    Imagine a world where your favorite characters are constantly growing and changing in outrageous ways. From SpongeBob SquarePants blowing up like a balloon to Mario gaining a few extra pounds, anything is possible on our server.

    So why join? Well, where else can you see Batman with a massive chest or Sailor Moon with a giant booty? It’s like a never-ending cartoon crossover event, but with a twist of expansion madness.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and transformations await you in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP