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CraftyRichFamDrama

401k, budgeting, CraftyRichFamDrama, DEBT, Expenses, family, finances, Financial Stability, Guilt, Help, in-laws, loans, MONEY, parents, predatory loan, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, savings account, Siblings, Support, wealth

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your financially irresponsible family? Look no further! Join our server and leave the real world behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to success.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.

With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	77	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8450	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	6681
Mines Excavated:	1116	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

SoberCrafters

acceptance, alcohol, Attitudes, Behavior, Choices, Curiosity, Diversity, Drinking, habits, Individuality, influence, judgment, Lifestyle, norms, peer pressure, Perception, Preferences, SoberCrafters, Sobriety, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Black Sea Fleet, challenge, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, occupation, peninsula, Politics, resistance, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Struggle, Ukraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!

BeachBlockMassacre

African nation, al-qaeda, Al-Shabaab, beach attack, BeachBlockMassacre, CASUALTIES, EAST AFRICA, extremist group, Killed, militant group, Mogadishu, Police, SECURITY, somali, Somalia, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Towns Built:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Votes:	632
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where 32 people are getting killed on a beach in somalia like wtf is even happening there???? on our server, the only thing getting killed is creepers and zombies and u can build ur own beach resort without the fear of getting attacked by terrorists. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life threats like crazy beach attackers or killer clowns. so come join us and leave the real world behind for some good old minecraft fun!