| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9949 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 174042 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2088 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 22 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 369 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7428 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 105713 |
| Potions Brewed: | 119 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6976 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 7243 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1885 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 335 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8163 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3508 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9907 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 986870 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2678 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 440 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9428 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3263 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 779376 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
