Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Say goodbye to those ancient relics of the past and join our Minecraft server where the only thing disappearing faster than toilet paper during a pandemic is your sanity!
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie Karens demanding to speak to the manager, or test your survival skills against a never-ending wave of toilet paper hoarders. Build your own quarantine bunker complete with a stockpile of hand sanitizer and face masks, or team up with other players to raid the elusive Lysol factory for the ultimate loot.
But beware, rumors say that the infamous Toilet Paper Bandit roams the server, stealing rolls of precious TP from unsuspecting players. Will you be the hero to stop this dastardly thief, or will you fall victim to their cunning ways?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional shortage of hand sanitizer).
