but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.
so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉
our server is so epic that even the multivalent mRNA monkeypox virus vaccine (BNT166) protects mice and macaques from orthopoxvirus disease! that’s right, our virtual world is so powerful that it can even protect you from real-life diseases. ain’t that some next level stuff?
imagine building a house with your homies while dodging monkeypox viruses left and right. it’s like a survival game on steroids, but with a twist of science fiction. so come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it!
Private server RU-5 Private 1 of the RU-5 servers. Join us on discord, we have a lot of interesting things!http://discord.gg/NuegqKE5MZ
138.124.25.88:38170
I’m talking about a place where pigs fly, literally.
You can build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks, because why the heck not?
And get this, the zombies are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to eat your brains.
Plus, there’s a secret underground cave filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.
Trust me, Stanley, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a psychedelic dream mixed with a sugar rush, but in Minecraft form.
Join us and let go of that guilt as you build your dream virtual world with no limits. Use your creativity to create the most extravagant pixelated mansion and live like a virtual king or queen.
Plus, on our server, child support cards are not only accepted but encouraged! Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can use that money to buy virtual diamonds and gold blocks?
So come on over to our server and let loose! Build, explore, and most importantly, have fun without worrying about real-life expenses. Join now and start living your best virtual life!
| Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview |
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| Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, looking for people to join and participate in the world-building of this great new world, one player at a time! |
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| IP: crescenta.org |
| Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg |
| Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there a world border on the server? | Yes, the world border expands when a new player joins to provide new land to explore. |
| Is there a reset policy on the server? | No, the server has a strict NO RESETS policy, ensuring that builds last forever. |
| What are the unique features of the server? | The server offers a unique skill system, PVP rework, lands plugin-style claims, economy system, Token system, brewery feature, races and classes customization, and Bluemap for mapping. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP: crescenta.org and joining the Discord community at http://discord.crescenta.org/ |
You’ll be scamming your way through pixelated adventures just like Midoriya!
Who needs reality when you can escape into a world where anything goes, even scamming your way to victory!
Join now and let your inner scammer run wild in this epic Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the nether and challenges players to dance-offs.
So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because this place is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
