but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.
so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉
our server is so epic that even the multivalent mRNA monkeypox virus vaccine (BNT166) protects mice and macaques from orthopoxvirus disease! that’s right, our virtual world is so powerful that it can even protect you from real-life diseases. ain’t that some next level stuff?
imagine building a house with your homies while dodging monkeypox viruses left and right. it’s like a survival game on steroids, but with a twist of science fiction. so come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Server Age | Since October 2018 |
| Pay-to-win Store | No pay-to-win store |
| World Reset | Never. World dates back to July 2019 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Hardware | Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia |
| Plugins | Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver |
| World Size | Main world: 90,000 x 90,000 | Other worlds: 20,000 x 20,000 |
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store with no paid perks.
A: No, the server does not have limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers.
A: The server difficulty is set to Hard.
A: No, the world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.
Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and explode confetti instead of blowing up your builds. We have a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, but in a good way! You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft. From parkour courses filled with flying chickens to PvP battles on a giant cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why are we like this? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Join our server and let your inner goofball run wild. Who knows, you might just discover a new love for Minecraft in the most unexpected way.
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND DROP RAINBOW BLOCKS, MAKING YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND.
ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM.
IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEESE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
AGS Official Minecraft server!
We’ve done our best to create an minecraft server with strong RPG mechanics to create a truly enjoyable experience, including;
-Stat Points -Skills -Custom Weapons / Armor
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Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – every time he tried to take something from the chest, it would magically teleport to a different location on the map! It was like a game of cat and mouse, but with precious loot!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive event where players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the kind of ridiculousness that you can only find on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the wacky adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of jerking your tiny white pp to BBCpost BBC. It’s a mystery that only our server can solve!
not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of minecraft. from giant flying pigs to fire-breathing llamas, you will never know what crazy creature you will encounter next.
and if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to navigate its treacherous tunnels and claim the riches within.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. just remember, watch your back and never trust a chicken.
A newly started SMP server based in Canada. Semi-Vanilla with tpr, sethome, pvp toggle, etc. Come join!
mc.oopsismp.com