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Nuke Time Fun Land

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8526	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got a nuclear clock prototype that can tell time so good u can time travel back to when u were a noob at minecraft and laugh at urself. plus u can do new tests of fundamental physics like seeing if u can make a pig fly by launching it with a TNT cannon. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. come join us now!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	209
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Votes:	9656

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crops Grown:	7220	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	99
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!