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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

advice, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, gender, Identity, Interaction, lol, Male, man, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men only, no fags, Q&A, question and answer, real, Support, Thread, Threads, welcome

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

BELIEF, blocky, chosen people, Community, continuity, cultures collapse, diamonds, Endurance, FAITH, History, Identity, Jewcraft, Jews, Legacy, Life, main characters, perseverance, realization, Religion, resilience, Survival, systems collapse, tradition

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7122
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Towns Built:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, covers, Crafty, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, karaokes, Land, lols, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

2d art, Aesthetics, art style, artwork, Beautiful, best looking 2D game, classic, creativity, design, FANTASY, Gaming, graphics, indie games, lol, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, pixel art, pixelated, platformer, Retro, Server, side scrolling, video games, Visual

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Towns Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Farms Harvested:	524
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

2024.., 3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	1549
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6136	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	502
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	9614	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

#youtube, achievement, action-packed, Best OST, challenge, Cinematic, emotional, Epic, Experience, Galore, Game, gameplay, Immersive, INTENSE, KinoCraft, lol, MOMENTS, most kino moment, Music, ost, Play, REWARD, shithttps, Soundtrack, video game

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8158
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	1004
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙