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Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

He’s Not Wrong SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6434	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. We have a strict “no pants allowed” policy, because who needs pants when you’re fighting dragons and riding unicorns?

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). If you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain access to the secret chicken temple filled with golden eggs.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of witches who have mastered the dark arts of cactus magic. They will challenge you to cactus duels and if you lose, you’ll be turned into a cactus yourself!

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Just remember, anything goes on our server and the only rule is to have fun!

RoboPickCraft

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, automation system, efficiency, Engineering, Industrial, innovation, machine learning, Manufacturing, mechanical engineering, new model, pick-and-place, Precise, programming, RoboPickCraft, Robotic Arm, robotics, Robots, smart solutions, SOLUTIONS, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2414	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Star Shards Collected:	234

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. We got robots up in here doin’ some crazy pick-and-place shenanigans. It’s like watching a robot dance party, but instead of dancing, they’re pickin’ up stuff and placin’ it down.

Join our server if you wanna witness the most epic robot dance party of your life. These robots are so precise, they can pick up a single pixel and place it exactly where it needs to go. It’s like watching a robot ballet, but with more blocks and less tutus.

And get this, sometimes the robots break out into spontaneous karaoke sessions while they work. Picture it: a robot singing “I Will Always Love You” while delicately placing a block of dirt. It’s pure magic, my dude.

So, if you wanna experience the ultimate robot pick-and-place extravaganza, come join our server. It’s like a circus, but with robots and Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that is actually a billion times better than the rest? Well, look no further! Join our server, where the carnation of fun never ends!

Our server is like a closet full of competences, where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind or become an emeritus builder. Eventually, you’ll become an extra skilled player, avoiding fatal hazards and mastering the art of survival.

But wait, there’s more! How do you call a server with so much to offer? It’s like being in the train of excitement, filled with hilarious informations and crazy magazine quests. Join us and experience the manifestation of pure milliard-level fun!

Earn special orders and paragon rewards, and don’t worry about your pension – we’ll take care of you! So come on in and let’s have a precise adventure together, with plenty of preservatives to keep the fun going. Our speakers will guide you with sympathy and laughter, so what’s the problem? Join our server now!

CraftyComedy Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Votes:	4382	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bouncers. And rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted toilet hidden deep within the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NukeThymeCraft: Precise Time Travel!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3654	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we out here crystallizing paths toward a nuclear clock like whaaat?? we got researchers makin’ the most precise measurements of thorium-229, like that’s some next level shiz right there. imagine havin’ an ultraprecise nuclear clock in minecraft, u could time ur mining expeditions down to the millisecond. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with such futuristic technology goin’ on?? come join us and be part of the madness, fam. #nuclearclockgang #minecraftmadness

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
New Chunks Explored:	208118	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged you to a dance-off? Only on our server will you experience these wild and wacky moments.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to out-build Blocky and claim the title of Master Builder?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia: Where Perfection is Just a Pixel Away

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so perfect that even the creepers wear tuxedos and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!

Precise Pixel RPG Server: Where Minecraft meets RPG hilarity!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the term “precision Action RPG” to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of creeper ninjas ambush you. You must use your blocky skills to fight them off and protect your precious loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with zombie villagers and party with skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least gives you super speed).

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling Ender Dragons while riding on the back of a giant llama armed with a diamond sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures – join us today!

FrozenRublesMC: Unlocking $50B Fun!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unlock $50 billion in support by harnessing the profits of frozen russian central bank assets!!! 🤑💰💸

ukrainian officials are SHOOK by how lit our server is, they’re like “woah, this is crazier than trying to negotiate with russia” 😂🇺🇦

we got diamonds, we got creepers, we got everything u need to make ur minecraft dreams come true 🤩🔥

so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the richest player in the world (of minecraft) 💎💰💰💰

PhoneSilenceCraft

child development, cognitive development., Communication, digital age, distraction, early childhood, Impact, INFANTS, Interaction, language development, language skills, MOTHERS, parenting, PhoneSilenceCraft, research, screen time, smartphones, Speech, study, Technology, verbal communication

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2950	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

So, like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb, yo! Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be talkin’ so much dat yo baby gonna be a freakin’ genius, bro! Like, research shows dat if yo mama be on her phone less, she gonna talk more to yo baby and dat gonna make dem smarter or sumthin’. So, like, join dis server and make yo baby a freakin’ genius, man! Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons and all dat crazy stuff, so why wouldn’t yo wanna join, right? Get yo butt in here and let’s make dem babies smart, yo!

FireForest Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Come and play!

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Pump SMP – 18+ only for the purest vanilla experience in Java 1.21!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18 and up only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the discord server at the provided link for details on how to join.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	It is a vanilla server, so PvP is allowed but please be respectful of others.
Are there any plugins installed on the server?	No, this is a vanilla server without any plugins.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite friends who meet the age requirement to join the server.

Minecraft server: /HiRyS/ – Impatiently Waiting Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we break dimensions for free! That’s right, you can explore new and crazy dimensions without paying a single diamond!

But wait, there’s more! We have a stream of carbonated love flowing through our server, guaranteed to make your gaming experience fizzy and fun! And don’t forget to check out our merch, including a giant fan to blow away your enemies and a plushie that promises to be both big and smol at the same time.

Join us for our 2024 Valentine’s merch event, where love is in the air and chaos is on the ground. And if that’s not enough, we have voice packs that will make you sound like a pro gamer, even if you’re just starting out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

AscendMinecraft SMPKingdom

#spiritual guidance, ascended masters, AscendMinecraft, Ascension, cosmic energy, divine connection, enlightenment, higher consciousness, inner peace, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, Self Discovery, SMPKingdom, soul ascension, soul journey, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual evolution, spiritual transformation, transformation, universe alignment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then look no further than ASCENSION! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Join us on ASCENSION and experience the thrill of building your own empire, only to have it destroyed by a rogue band of flying pigs. Take part in epic battles against giant chickens and evil villagers who have formed a secret alliance. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and the occasional dancing creeper.

But that’s not all! On ASCENSION, you can ride on the backs of dragons, tame unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is constantly evolving with new events, challenges, and surprises around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASCENSION today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look.

WeddingCraft: No Kids Allowed

Allowed, child behavior, child-free, family dynamics, family event, Kids, new boyfriend, sibling relationships, sister drama, Wedding, wedding boundaries, wedding conflicts, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest communication, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest expectations, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sister’s new boyfriend, Brandon, shows up with his bratty daughter, Kelly, in tow. They demand to join your wedding in Minecraft, even though you specifically said it’s a child-free event! The nerve!

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and escape the real-life drama by diving into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted guests crashing your party.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our Minecraft server. Remember, on this server, the only drama you’ll find is in the game, not in your personal life!

BlockheadsAnonymous

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	2243	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become addicted to building the most epic structures in the virtual world! Forget about drugs, the only high you’ll need is the thrill of creating pixelated masterpieces that will make everyone else on the server jealous. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of creativity in a virtual environment. Who knows, maybe your insane building skills will catch the eye of a top-secret agency looking for a Minecraft architect to save the world from impending doom. So come on, join us and get addicted to the best kind of virtual high there is!

WarCraftFirms Minecraft Server

arms exports, Conflict, defense industry, diplomatic measures, economic warfare, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, government actions, international relations, military equipment, Minecraft, national security, political pressure, russia, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, united states, US sanctions, war machine, WarCraftFirms

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got banned by the US for being too awesome. we supply all the blocks and tools for Russia’s war machine, like we’re basically the secret weapon they don’t want you to know about. join us and be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we smuggle in. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

RoboKillerCraft

action, Artificial Intelligence, classic film, corrupt society, crime, crime fighter, Cyborg, Detroit, dystopian, Future, Justice, law enforcement, law-abiding, police officer, RoboCop, RoboKillerCraft, Sci Fi, serial killer, Technology, Vigilante, violent

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	150	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? RoboCop, the big bad law-enforcer dude, but get this – he’s also a serial killer! But, like, it’s all good because he only kills the bad guys, you know? So, like, come join our Minecraft server where RoboCop is running around, keeping the peace and taking out the baddies in the most epic way possible! It’s like a crazy action movie come to life, but in Minecraft form! So, like, grab your pickaxe and join in on the fun – just watch out for RoboCop, he might be coming for you next!