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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4875 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We’ve got diamond armor for days and our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes.
But the real reason you should join? Our resident parrot, Pablo, is a straight-up legend. He’s got a killer sense of humor and can drop some sick beats on the jukebox. Plus, he’s best friends with a zombie named Bob who just wants to find love in a world full of brains.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, we love this little world like you wouldn’t believe.